Looking for some hilarious and memorable quotes from the hit show “Teenage Bounty Hunters“? Look no further! We’ve compiled the best 22 quotes from the series that will have you laughing out loud. From witty one-liners to heartfelt moments, these quotes capture the essence of the show’s unique humor and relatable characters. Whether you’re a fan of the show or just looking for some entertainment, these quotes are sure to leave a lasting impression. Get ready to embark on a hilarious and thrilling journey with the “Teenage Bounty Hunters” quotes!
Teenage Bounty Hunters Quotes
1- Blair Wesley: “If you hurt Sterling, I’ll kill you “
2- Sterling/April: “Folklore is for the gays. We’re gay. Therefore Folklore was written for us.”
3- Sterling Wesley: “I’m bisexual!”
4- Blair: “You can be very un-fun sometimes.”
5- Luke: “Small creatures are way more vicious because their anger has less space to be contained”
6- Mrs. Wesley : “Is that what y’all want? Public school. Where the principal wears blue jeans and the classrooms are just one long bench and a chalkboard on wheels. “
7- Blair Wesley: “Is there anything better than p*ssy?”
8- April: “The Church!!”
9- Luke: “Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?”
10- Blair Wesley: “Sometimes the ones who deny the ‘chillax’ are the ones who need to chillax the most”
11- Blair Wesley: “TikTok is an art. “
12- April: “You know that moment when you look into somebody’s eyes and you can feel them staring into your soul and the whole world goes quiet just for a second because it’s only you two there?”
13- Bowser : “I can self-hydrate.”
14- Blair Wesley: “is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?”
15- Sterling Wesley: “If guys are expected to have lots of sex, girls are supposed to be virgins until marriage & homosexuality is bad, I’m very confused about who guys are supposed to be having sex with”
16- Bowser : “So this is how I die? Laying on the floor while two white ladies Zumba over me.”
17- April: “There’s a lot of baggage that comes along with my family. But it’s like…Louis Vuitton baggage”
18- April: “Never send a man to do a woman’s job. “
19- Sterling Wesley: “Not you April, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here”
20- Sterling Wesley: “I guess it really is true what they say. Sometimes, the ones we love most hurt us the most…”
21- Sterling Wesley: “Did you know that you cant breath in while smiling?”
22- Luke: “Two girls, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart because they’re not gay”
