frasier niles crane quotes
1- “All my life I have dreamed of one thing – to walk into a library, look through the card catalog and see my name under mental illness.” – Niles Crane
2- “The plumber has been called, the wine has been chilled – suddenly my life makes sense again. “ – Niles Crane
3- “Well, no wonder you’re heartbroken; you’ve just lost the only woman you could even possibly sometime down the line perhaps fall in love with. I’m surprised the country music people haven’t jumped all over this one!” – Niles Crane
4- “Ah, there he is! The man who floats like a lepidoptera and stings like a hymenoptera!” – Niles Crane
5- “Hundreds of radio psychiatrists all in the same location – one well timed avalanche and the reputation of the entire psychiatric profession could be restored. “ – Niles Crane
6- “The only things we Crane boys are skilled at catching are sarcastic nuances and the occasional virus.” – Niles Crane
7- “Someone certainly has a high opinion of their opinion. “ – Niles Crane
8- “All my life I have dreamed of one thing: the day I could go into a library, go to the card catalogue and see my name under “Mental Illness.”” – Niles Crane
9- “This lunch is a culinary Hindenburg! “ – Niles Crane
10- “Are you quite finished undressing him with your eyes?” – Niles Crane
11- “I’ve been parallel parking all week without power steering. “ – Niles Crane
12- “I have a session with my multiple personality. Not to worry: if I’m late, he can just talk amongst himself.” – Niles Crane
13- “I have to see this play – I have to have people see me see this play. “ – Niles Crane
14- “You unprincipled charlatan! You unconscionable fraud!” – Niles Crane
15- “I really must run. I’m due at my sexual addiction group, and I don’t like to leave them alone for too long.” – Niles Crane
16- “I keep the thermostat at a steady 71, but I’m flexible within a degree or two” – Niles Crane
17- “My taekwondo instructor says I’m just two moves away from becoming quite threatening.” – Niles Crane
18- “It smells like a fish died and all the other fish sent flowers.” – Niles Crane
19- “Every time I look outside, I feel like I’m living inside a clown’s pocket. “ – Niles Crane
20- “Am I dressed appropriately for something called Bananarama?” – Niles Crane
21- “The scariest words of my childhood were: “Your father needs your help in the basement.” – Niles Crane
22- “My brother is too kind. He was already eminent, while my eminence was merely… imminent.” – Niles Crane
23- “Whenever you see a man who’s well groomed, you can bet he’s not getting any. “ – Niles Crane
