Looking for the best Phoebe Buffay quotes from the TV show Friends? Look no further! We’ve curated a list of the top 23 Phoebe Buffay quotes that are sure to make you laugh, cry, and feel inspired. From her quirky and eccentric personality to her unique outlook on life, Phoebe’s quotes are a mix of humor, wisdom, and pure Phoebe-ness. Dive into this collection and relive some of the most memorable moments from one of the most beloved characters on Friends.
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Phoebe Buffay Quotes
1- “Eye contact? I hope you were using protection.” – Phoebe Buffay
2- “This is brand-new information!” – Phoebe Buffay
3- “Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? / Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault.” – Phoebe Buffay
4- “They don’t know that we know that they know.” – Phoebe Buffay
5- “I’m a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I’ll destroy all of you.” – Phoebe Buffay
6- “Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.” – Phoebe Buffay
7- “Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.” – Phoebe Buffay
8- “Come on Will – take off your shirt and tell us.” – Phoebe Buffay
9- “Didn’t you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off, you know, like when you were running toward the swings or running away from Satan?” – Phoebe Buffay
10- “Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say, ‘Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!’ Y’know? Mine’s gonna say, ‘Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.’” – Phoebe Buffay
11- “If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.” – Phoebe Buffay
12- “She’s your lobster. C’mon you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws. … See? He’s her lobster!” – Phoebe Buffay
13- “I’m really looking forward to having sexual intercourse with you.” – Phoebe Buffay
14- “I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” – Phoebe Buffay
15- “Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.” – Phoebe Buffay
16- “This is the nicest kitchen. … The refrigerator told me to have a great day.” – Phoebe Buffay
17- “I’m a lady, Monica. I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself.” – Phoebe Buffay
18- “You should see me when I actually… Oh actually, no, I look good.” – Phoebe Buffay
19- “I’m very wise, I know.” – Phoebe Buffay
20- “Something is wrong with the left phalange.” – Phoebe Buffay
21- “Oh, my God, a woman flirting with a single man? We must alert the church elders!” – Phoebe Buffay
22- “I want world peace .. oh and bigger boobs” – Phoebe Buffay
23- “I just gave birth to three children and I will not see them grow up in a world where Joey is right.” – Phoebe Buffay
