Looking for the best Red Forman quotes? Look no further! This collection of 26 handpicked Red Forman quotes is sure to make you laugh, reminisce, and appreciate the wit and wisdom of this iconic character from That ’70s Show. From his hilarious insults to his no-nonsense approach to life, Red Forman is a fan-favorite with a knack for delivering memorable one-liners. Get ready to relive the funniest moments and discover why Red Forman is one of the most beloved TV dads of all time.
That 70s Show Red Forman Quotes
“When I die, I want to be buried face down, so that way, whoever doesn’t like me can kiss my ass!” – Red Forman
“That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity. “ – Red Forman
“I love that woman with a FIERY PASSION…that consumes my soul!” – Red Forman
“If I were a bird, I’d fly into a ceiling fan.” – Red Forman
“Son, you don’t have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.” – Red Forman
“Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other” – Red Forman
“When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.” – Red Forman
“Life is too short to spend it with people who annoy you” – Red Forman
“Responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted.” – Red Forman
“I’m gonna kill you and mount your head on the T.V.! And if it helps me get better reception, it will do more for me than you have ever done in your life!” – Red Forman
“Women are never done with it, son. Anything wrong you do, they sit on it for 25 years, like an egg. And then it hatches – on Superbowl Sunday.” – Red Forman
“Once again, an open bar spells disaster for the Foreman family.” – Red Forman
“You are about to read a book my foot wrote.. It’s called on the road to in your ass..” – Red Forman
“You morons just hung a vacancy sign on your asses and my foot’s looking for a room” – Red Forman
“Damn kids today. They wouldn’t know responsibility if it walked up and bit them in the ass.” – Red Forman
“We’re all gonna go to church and we’re gonna have a damn nice Sunday.” – Red Forman
“Oh, would you stop! Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that, I’m sick and tired of hearing about that little fruit!” – Red Forman
“I like the sound of a beer church.” – Red Forman
“The last time I was that close to a Japanese machine, it was shooting at me.” – Red Forman
“Well, that’s, that’s perfect Eric. Use that line when you’re up for Miss America.” – Red Forman
“What are you going to put on your resume, ‘Dumbass’?” – Red Forman
“ I just wanna say…when my time comes, I want to be buried face down, so that anyone who doesn’t like me can kiss my ass!” – Red Forman
“His head looks like a poodle’s ass.” – Red Forman
“Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.” – Red Forman
