Looking for the best Ross Geller quotes from the TV show Friends? Look no further! We’ve compiled a list of the top 26 Ross Geller quotes that will make you laugh, cry, and cringe. From his hilarious one-liners to his iconic catchphrases, Ross Geller is a character that will forever be remembered. So, whether you’re a die-hard Friends fan or just looking for some entertainment, these quotes are sure to make your day. Check them out now!
Ross Geller Quotes
1- “Unagi is a state of total awareness. Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.” – Ross Geller
2- “You’re over me? When were you under me?” – Ross Geller
3- “Mississippilessly??” – Ross Geller
4- “When I actually die some people are going to get seriously haunted!” – Ross Geller
5- “Ross: The divorce force!” – Ross Geller
6- “I’m Holiday armadillo!” – Ross Geller
7- “I grew up Monica. If you don’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.” – Ross Geller
8- “PIVOT!!” – Ross Geller
9- “Why do bad things happen to good people” – Ross Geller
10-“The lotion and the powder have made a paste!” – Ross Geller
11- “The ROSSATRON” – Ross Geller
12- “There was nothing in your father’s fridge except heavy cream and bacon. I think I solved the mystery of the heart attack.” – Ross Geller
13- “I’m Fiine!” – Ross Geller
14- “Meat on a desert that is not possible” – Ross Geller
15- “Pivot! Pivot! PIVOT!” – Ross Geller
16- They’re still not coming on, man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!” – Ross Geller
17- “Y’know what? I’m gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in ‘99!” – Ross Geller
18- “We Should probably ask to doctor if she even knows how to deliver a Baby That’s half human, half pure evil!” – Ross Geller
19- “My sandwich?! MY SANDWICH?!” – Ross Geller
20- “I tell you when I die, some people are going to get seriously haunted” – Ross Geller
21- “I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.” – Ross Geller
22- “I hate America when I finish this game, I swear I am moving” – Ross Geller
23- “Now if you don’t mind I’m gonna take the rest of my stuff and relax in my favorite shirt” – Ross Geller
24- “Not knowing when to shut up yeah that’s my thing” – Ross Geller
25- “Stop Cleansing my aura” – Ross Geller
26- “Ugly Baby judges you!” – Ross Geller
