Looking for the funniest and most memorable quotes from the hit TV series “Arrested Development“? Look no further! Dive into the hilarious world of the Bluth family with our curated collection of the top 30 Arrested Development quotes. From Michael’s deadpan humor to Lucille’s sharp wit, these quotes will have you laughing out loud. Get ready to relive your favorite moments from this beloved comedy series. Don’t miss out on this must-read list!
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Arrested Development Quotes
Tobias : “In this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hyde of an elephant.”
Tobias : You can keep them bottled up but they (feelings) will come out, Michael, sometimes in the most unexpected . . . Hey! Where the f*ck are my hard-boiled eggs?”
Lucille : “I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.”
Gob : Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money
Ann : “You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh”
Tobias : ” This family is not about to start using. We are pushers, not takers”
Tobias : “I’m afraid I just blue myself.”
Lucille : “She thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of hers.”
Michael: “We’ve got a picture of you with Saddam Hussein”
Michael : I’m not sure how “Solid as a Rock” helps people forget that we built houses in Iraq.
Lindsay : “If you weren’t all the way on the other side of the room, I’d slap your face.”
George Sr. : “I’m going crazy with the boredom, Michael. At least in prison, we had knife fights and we had movie night. And once, both. Those men did not enjoy “Soap dish.” I think you have to know that world.”
Lucille: “I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense”
Buster : “Do you think I could have a hit of the juice box?”
Bob Loblaw : “Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed? You don’t need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw.”
Lucille: “Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.”
Lindsay: “Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.”
Michael : “Oh, mom. After all these years, God’s not going to take a call from you.”
George Sr. : All right, now look, just because a woman gets pregnant doesn’t mean you have to marry her. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an I.U.D.
Gob: “I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s like my heart is getting hard.”
Tobias: “There are dozens of us. Dozens!”
George Sr. : “There’s always money in the banana stand.”
Buster : “I don’t want none of yo’ tired ass country club ya freak bitch.”
Michael : “You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.”
Michael : “Why are you squeezing me with your body?”
Carl Weathers : “Baby you got a stew going.”
Lucille : “I mean it’s one banana Michael. What could it cost, $10?”
Steve Holt : “Steve Holt!”