Looking for the best quotes from the TV show Superstore? Look no further! We have handpicked the top 32 Superstore quotes that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. From witty one-liners to heartfelt moments, this collection has it all. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just discovering the show, these quotes are sure to entertain and inspire. Get ready to relive the best moments from Superstore with our curated selection of quotes.
Superstore Quotes – Tv series
Jonah Simms : “I think it says something about our priorities that we spend so much money on pets when there are literally millions of children without adequate nutrition.”
Mateo Liwanag : “It’s just like my mom always said, if you don’t work hard, baby Jesus will cry.”
Jonah Simms :“My point is, there are people who do nothing and there are people who do something, and I am one of those people. The something group”
Mateo Liwanag : “No, I was just trying to beat your story. Sorry, I’m competitive.”
Mateo Liwanag : “There are raises on the line. So sorry, not sorry. I’m not here to make friends.”
Mateo Liwanag : “Look, I know you don’t want to hurt me, but not doing this is hurting me. So if you’re really my friend, please, beat the hell out of me.”
Amy Dubanowski: “You know, one second everything’s great and then you step on some invisible land mine and you’re fighting. Boom!”
Jonah Simms : “If it makes you feel any better, I turned down sex with a hooker for you.”
Amy Dubanowski: “I’m going to unleash crazy Amy. You guys can call me “Craymie”
Mateo Liwanag : “I’ve been busting my butt trying to show you I’m a good worker, but you have your head so far up your own butt you haven’t noticed”
Mateo Liwanag : “If we’re talking about truth bombs, well, take shelter, ’cause I’m about to make it rain.”
Cheyenne Lee : “I want to show Bo. He’s never seen me in a video with clothes on.”
Dina Fox: “I’m a Christian too, but in these four walls, my Bible is the employee code of conduct.”
Cheyenne Lee : “I can’t be a single mom. I have never even driven on the highway before. What if the baby needs to go downtown?”
Amy Dubanowski: “Aaaah, da wittle panda finks he fought of somefing!”
Amy Dubanowski: “We can’t just live our lives afraid to offend someone. I think that we, you know, as a society, we need to just lighten up a little bit.”
Amy Dubanowski: “We’re all becoming narcissistic attention whores!”
Jonah Simms : “He looks like a panda and a Disney princess had a baby.”
Kelly : “Why do you sound like a cartoon mouse?”
Dina Fox: “Some people like to hunt elk or deer. I hunt people. And your head is going on my wall.”
Brett : “Yeah, well that’s Brett. The guy’s a machine!”
Dina Fox: “The idea of carrying your child makes me wanna put a bullet through my uterus.”
Dina Fox: “Why isn’t there a setting that hurts people?”
Glenn Sturgis : “For 59 years, the name Sturgis was synonymous with tools.”
Dina Fox: “Attention, employees make your way to the Break Room for a harassment meeting. Shoppers, go about your business. This is a private matter concerning our floor manager Amy, and a 14-year-old boy”
Glenn Sturgis : “We are living in a brave, new, MeToo, Time’s Up, “This Is Us” kind of world. There are no rules anymore. But also, there’s nothing but rules”
Kelly : “You tiny, little fool!”
Amy Dubanowski: “Tomorrow is gonna be just like today, and I know that because today is just like yesterday.”
Jonah Simms : “Jonah the working class savant with a few business school credits. Jonah, where are you going? Together we could solve immigration.”
Glenn Sturgis : “I used to end these meetings with some wisdom from the Good Book, but then someone reported me to corporate”
Amy Dubanowski: “Yeah, see, Latino parents are different. We don’t really need our kids to like us. We just break their spirit so the world doesn’t.”
Dina Fox: “I’m just saying what I feel and people do not like what they’re hearing. I am a strong cup of coffee”
Glenn Sturgis : “Some people might find your voice, octave-wise, to be the teeniest, tiniest, bit high.”