We listed best Sam Axe Quotes from Burn Notice
1- “Hey if your firm wants to loan us any more of its fancy toys; no complaints here.” – Sam Axe
2- “You picked me because I’m the cute one, right?” – Sam Axe
3- “Mike, we’ve always known you were crazy; we just don’t want you going crazy crazy.” – Sam Axe
4- “We took his phone and locked him in a trunk. You think he reported this with telepathy?” – Sam Axe
5- “You’re really hard to shop for Mikey; what do you get the guy who has, well, nothing.” – Sam Axe
6- “Psycho woman over there in that truck, she decides when we go boom.” – Sam Axe
7- “Oh, someone call the zoo, cause a freakin’ Grizzly just escaped.” – Sam Axe
8- “She won’t say anything about where he disappeared from or what spooked him. For all I know, the guy wander into the wrong section of Bed Bath and Beyond.” – Sam Axe
9- “This train is rolling brother; the only question is if you’re on board.” – Sam Axe
10- “I’ve been helping you slog through this burn notice crap for how many years and I don’t get to be there when you put the wraps on the last bastard standing?” – Sam Axe
11- “Watching Ethan work a cover, was like watching a baby take its first steps, only a lot less adorable.” – Sam Axe
12- “I put that fricking thing in her boot heel. How the hell did find it?” – Sam Axe
13- “They’re not my style, but I think Chuck Finley can rock the specks.” – Sam Axe
14- “Come on, I need a beer before I try to pick this needle out of a haystack.” – Sam Axe
15- “You know what they say about guys who wear glasses; less likely to be shot in the face by heroin dealers.” – Sam Axe
16- “Well I thought we were screwed seven ways to Sunday. But you can go ahead and make it eight and nine.” – Sam Axe
17- “So you found the fake Michael Westen, good looking fellow. Doesn’t quiet have your chin.” – Sam Axe
18- “Listen sister. If I’m going to be living in a hut in the Dominic Republic, I at least need a decent bottle of Scotch.” – Sam Axe
19- “Extremist Nutbag In Charge.” – Sam Axe
20- “I guess smugglers are as territorial as a pack of wolves.” – Sam Axe
21- “Unless we can think of something clever, it’s going to get real ugly real fast.” – Sam Axe
22- “We can walk through the blades of death or face a firing squad.” – Sam Axe
23- “That’s funny; I hear the devil works the same way.” – Sam Axe
24- “You take us out, we’re all going to be extra crispy.” – Sam Axe
25- “Can’t you do some other favor for the guy, like mow his lawn or wash his plane?” – Sam Axe
26- “Since when do we send people to their death to save our own asses?” – Sam Axe
27- “It’s null and void when I say “not it”.” – Sam Axe
28- “Leaving a man behind should never be an option.” – Sam Axe
29- “Oh great, we’re going to snatch a murder with a couple of magnets and a roll of duct-tape?” – Sam Axe
30- “You have good reasons, but you do enough bad things, you become the bad guy.” – Sam Axe
31- “So who do you think is having more fun right now, Mike and Fi in paradise waiting for Mojito refills or you and I waiting in a back alley for a Romanian assassin?” – Sam Axe
32- “You don’t have to worry about finding Michael, because he is going to find you. And when he does, he’s going to end this.” – Sam Axe
33- “First we have to get you someplace safe, hopefully someplace that doesn’t smell like wet socks.” – Sam Axe
34- “Ok I think my liver is in my throat, good job Fi.” – Sam Axe
35- “See you back at the loft Michael, I’m gonna try to convince the doctors to take the crazy parts out of her.” – Sam Axe
36- “Fine we will sneak in there for a chat, but no explosives.” – Sam Axe
37- “I hate to say brother, but your mouth may have written a check your butt can’t cash.” – Sam Axe
