Looking for the best Nick Miller quotes from the hit TV show New Girl? Look no further! Discover the top 40 hilarious, sarcastic, and relatable quotes from everyone’s favorite grumpy but loveable roommate, Nick Miller. These quotes will have you laughing out loud and reminiscing about all the unforgettable moments from the show. Get ready to relive the magic of New Girl with this handpicked collection of the best Nick Miller quotes.
New Girl Nick Miller quotes
“If you were a hat, you’d be a top hat. But like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.” – Nick Miller
“I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I’m still using them. “ – Nick Miller
“Life sucks. Then it gets better. Then it sucks again. “”
“It smells like leather and Teddy Roosevelt and wistfulness” – Nick Miller
“Nick Miller, turning lemonade into lemons since 1981” – Nick Miller
“I’m like a mail man but instead of mail, it’s hot sex that I deliver.” – Nick Miller
“Sandwiches and sex!? I want that!” – Nick Miller
“You’re a big girl, you can watch Walking Dead alone. “ – Nick Miller
“You gave me a cookie, I gave you a cookie.” – Nick Miller
“Men don’t talk to people they’ve dated, unless they want sex, or they’re Winston” – Nick Miller
“I hate doors!” – Nick Miller
“20 year-old girls! They’re awesome! They don’t know what “Saved by the Bell” is and they’ve never felt pain!” – Nick Miller
“I don’t deal with exes they’re a part of the past. You burn them swiftly and give their ashes to Poseidon! “ – Nick Miller
“I don’t dance! I’m from that town in “Footloose.” – Nick Miller
“I feel really warm in my uterus”. – Nick Miller
“Fantasy and nightmare colliding.” – Nick Miller
“I like getting older. I feel like I’m finally aging into my personality.“ – Nick Miller
“I fell in love with Jess the minute she walked through the door. “ – Nick Miller
“I am 30 years old and I’ve peed in every pool I’ve been into. Every single one. “ – Nick Miller
“You’re the deer! He wants to kill you! You’re the deer!” – Nick Miller
“Pink robes are my catnip” – Nick Miller
“I want to kill you…because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!” – Nick Miller
“My funeral is my time to shine! “ – Nick Miller
“You can’t turn the sink on when someone’s in the shower, this isn’t some fancy hotel!” – Nick Miller
“Lying makes me sweat. That’s why I can’t play poker or talk to pregnant women. “ – Nick Miller
“I refuse to pay for the Wiffy!” – Nick Miller
“I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he’s ever done.” – Nick Miller
“I look very handsome! I look like I’m on “Miami Vice”!” – Nick Miller
“I’ve got an uncle whose God-given name is ‘Shifty.'” – Nick Miller
“They’re just boobs!” – Nick Miller
“This is my only face! I don’t have a lot of faces”! – Nick Miller
“I’m a business guy first and a sex guy second.” – Nick Miller
“You’re a real sandwich lady and I wanna scream your name across the ocean.” – Nick Miller
“Men of means.” – Nick Miller
“Sex is a sprint, not a marathon.” – Nick Miller
“I just came in here and it smelled like Shakespeare” – Nick Miller
“I don’t believe dinosaurs existed. I’ve seen the science, I don’t believe it.” – Nick Miller
