The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is about the adventures of three comrades. Three comrades in arms, who are on their way to a common goal for different reasons, are actually people whose paths have crossed in terms of fate.
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1. “What would happen if somebody were to blow up that bridge?” – Blondie, The Good.
2. “Put your drawers on, and take your gun off.” – Blondie, The Good.
3. “If your friends stay out in the damp, they’re liable to catch a cold aren’t they…or a bullet.” – Blondie, The Good.
4. “God’s not on our side because he hates idiots.” – Blondie, The Good.
5. “[Paralleling Blondie’s line from before] If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don’t manage it, you’ll die. Only slowly, very slowly, old friend.” – Tuco, The Ugly.
6. “You’re smart enough to know that talking won’t save you.” – Angel Eyes, The Bad.
7. “[To the baker] Oh, I almost forgot. He gave me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you. [Both laugh] But you know the pity is when I’m paid, I always follow my job through.” – Angel Eyes, The Bad.
8. “Such ingratitude, after all the times I saved your life.” – Blondie, The Good.
9. “You became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do.” – Tuco, The Ugly.
10. “Every gun makes its own tune.” – Blondie, The Good.
11. “You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I’m going to tell you something crazy. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite…” – Tuco, The Ugly.
12. “Hey, amigo! You know you have a face beautiful enough to be worth two thousand dollars?” – Unnamed bounty hunter.
13. [When he counts Angel Eyes’ men] “One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six. Perfect number. [Angel Eyes says that three is supposed to be the perfect number.] Mmm, yeah. But I’ve got six more bullets in my gun.” – Blondie, The Good.
14. “The way I figure, there’s really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.” – Blondie, The Good.
15. “God is with us because he hates the Yanks too!” – Tuco, The Ugly.
16. “When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.” – Tuco, The Ugly.
17. “[Mistaking the cavalry for confederates] Hurrah! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General… what’s his name?” – Tuco, The Ugly.
18. “[to Tuco] Our partnership is untied. Oh no, not you…you remain tied. I’ll keep the money and you can have the rope.” – Blondie, The Good.
19. “One name is as good as another. Not wise to use your own name…Like you! I’ll bet they don’t call you Angel Eyes! Sergeant Angel Eyes!” – Tuco, The Ugly.
20. “The next town is 70 miles. If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. Adios.” – Blondie, The Good.
21. “There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.” – Tuco, The Ugly.
22. “You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage…liable to interfere with my aim.” – Blondie, The Good.
23. “But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco. Nothing!” – Tuco, The Ugly.
24. “You see in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” – Blondie, The Good.
25. “People with ropes around their necks don’t always hang.” – Angel Eyes, The Bad.
26. “If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?” – Tuco, The Ugly.
27. “You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage – uh, cigar? – liable to interfere with my aim.” – Blondie, The Good.
28. “I’ve never seen so many men wasted so badly.” – Blondie, The Good.
29. “Oh I almost forgot. He payed me a thousand. I think his idea was that I kill you. [Laugh] But you know the pity is when I’m paid, I always follow my job through. You know that.” – Angel Eyes, The Bad.
30. “Even when Judas hanged himself there was thunder.” – Tuco, The Ugly.
31. “Even a filthy beggar like that has got a protecting angel. [Referencing Tuco]” – Angel Eyes, The Bad.
32. “[To Tuco] Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life.” – Blondie, The Good.
33. “Don’t die, I’ll get you water. Stay there. Don’t move, I’ll get you water. Don’t die until later.” – Tuco, The Ugly.
34. “There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door, [crosses himself] those that come in by the window.” – Tuco, The Ugly.
35. “I’m looking for the owner of that horse. He’s tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he’s a pig!” – Tuco, The Ugly.
36. “If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?”– Tuco, The Ugly.
37. “When you have to shoot…Shoot! Don’t talk.” – Tuco, The Ugly.
38. “You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don’t, I do, everyone does… you’re the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.”– Tuco, The Ugly.
39. “[to Tuco] There are two kinds of people in the world those with guns and those that dig. You dig?” – Blondie, The Good.
40. “The way back to town is only seventy miles. So if you save your breath, I feel a man like you can manage it. Adios…” – Blondie, The Good.
41. “I like big fat men like you. When they fall, they make more noise… and sometimes they never get up.” – Tuco, The Ugly.
42. “If your friends stay out in the damp, they’re liable to catch a cold, aren’t they ? Or a bullet.” – Blondie, The Good.
43. “People with ropes around their necks don’t always hang. Even a filthy beggar like that has a protecting angel. A golden-haired angel watches over him.” – Angel Eyes, The Bad.
44. “You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.” – Blondie, The Good.
45. “There are 2 kinds of spurs my friend, those who come through the door [sign of the cross] & those who come through the window!” – Tuco, The Ugly.
