Discover the best collection of 42 iconic Blair Waldorf quotes from the hit TV show “Gossip Girl.” Immerse yourself in the witty, sassy, and sometimes vulnerable words of the beloved character, played by Leighton Meester. From sharp comebacks to insightful life lessons, these quotes capture the essence of Blair Waldorf’s unforgettable personality. Whether you’re a fan of the show or simply looking for some inspiration, these quotes are bound to entertain and resonate with you.
Blair Waldorf Quotes from Gossip Girl
“No one ever enjoys their first time.” – Blair Waldorf
“This party’s a complete bust. My whole life’s a bust.” – Blair Waldorf
“I swear to God I will take you down.” – Blair Waldorf
“If you go back with an uncertain heart, there will be drama and disaster for all.” – Blair Waldorf
“I hope never giving up on people isn’t going to be my downfall.” – Blair Waldorf
“Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.” – Blair Waldorf
“t’s so hard finding obedient minions.” – Blair Waldorf
“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.” – Blair Waldorf
“Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.” – Blair Waldorf
“I made friends with a family of squirrels, and had lots of time to think” – Blair Waldorf
“If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there’s not even enough pages to make a pamphlet” – Blair Waldorf
“Things are never as bad as you think.” – Blair Waldorf
“If you really want something you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.” – Blair Waldorf
“I’ll win you know. I ruled at Constance and I will rule here!” – Blair Waldorf
“They say the universe has a real sense of humor, and that sometimes having your dreams come true can feel like a nightmare.” – Blair Waldorf
“Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I’m yours.” – Blair Waldorf
“Whoever said that money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” – Blair Waldorf
“I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail.” – Blair Waldorf
“Just imagining my life as a member of the most exclusive secret society makes me tingle.” – Blair Waldorf
“All this time I’ve blamed you. For pulling me into the dark. But I was wrong. It was me who brought out your dark side” – Blair Waldorf
“Feelings never do make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.” – Blair Waldorf
“Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I’d pity them if I wasn’t worried they’d spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.” – Blair Waldorf
“There’s something about waking up on the morning of a fashion show, the smell of fresh pleats wafting through the city” – Blair Waldorf
“As my mother always says, fashion knows not of comfort. All that matters is the face you show the world.” – Blair Waldorf
“I followed my heart all last year and it led me nowhere. Now I need to follow my head.” – Blair Waldorf
“I’ve never thought it was possible to love someone too much, but maybe it is.” – Blair Waldorf
“I need to meet men who are not socially astute enough to fear the length of the Bass arm.” – Blair Waldorf
“People don’t write sonnets about being compatible, or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversation. The great loves are the crazy ones.” – Blair Waldorf
“Like every great general, I have contingency plans.” – Blair Waldorf
“Signs are for the religious the superstitious and the lower class” – Blair Waldorf
“Here’s my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas.” – Blair Waldorf
“I love you more and more every day if it’s even possible to love someone that much.” – Blair Waldorf
“There are philanthropic positions to procure, as well as relations to nurture. Yet with science so woefully behind in cloning technology I can only be in one place at a time.” – Blair Waldorf
“Feelings never do make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.” – Blair Waldorf
“There was a part of me that really wanted it to be yours.” – Blair Waldorf
“I don’t want to be safe. I want to be with you” – Blair Waldorf
“I like an intelligent man. He can whisper mellifluous nothings in my ear.” – Blair Waldorf
“The most important thing in a relationship is trust. After sex. And hygiene. And earning potential.” – Blair Waldorf
“Doing the right thing takes courage and strength. At least that’s what I’ve heard.” – Blair Waldorf
“Oh, my life is so bountiful. I don’t need a boyfriend to feel fulfilled.” – Blair Waldorf
