Looking for the best quotes from Linda Belcher of Bob’s Burgers? Look no further! We’ve compiled the top 44 quotes from Linda Belcher that will have you laughing out loud. From her quirky one-liners to her hilarious anecdotes, this collection is a must-read for any Bob’s Burgers fan. Get ready to dive into Linda’s world of wit, charm, and pure comedic genius.
Bob’s Burgers Linda Belcher Quotes
1- “Two people, together forever. Security in life! And someone to love ya! Instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence. I’d kill myself!” – Linda Belcher
2- “Rich people run funny. Must be all the money in their pockets. Or their big, rich, golden wieners. Eh, it’s probably their wieners.” – Linda Belcher
3- “I’m gonna write a parenting book. I’ll call it: ‘Hey You, I Saw That, Put It Back!’.” – Linda Belcher
4- “When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face.” – Linda Belcher
5- “No boys, no parties, no summoning spirits.” – Linda Belcher
6- “It was a time in Japan when the evil monsters would attack the nice little villages for no good reason. And the only force in all of Japan who could stop them are…Hawk & Chick!” – Linda Belcher
7- “I was going to punch you, but I’m holding wine.” – Linda Belcher
8- “Women do not wanna be tricked into having sex.” – Linda Belcher
9- “Awww, so cute! Your burger and his beer are making little belly babies!” – Linda Belcher
10- “I’ll be like Al Capone with breasts.” – Linda Belcher
11- “Yay! Cookie dough ice cream!” – Linda Belcher
12- “Oooh, mashed potatoes.” – Linda Belcher
13- “I’m not snooping. I’m just noticing.” – Linda Belcher
14- “Whoo, throw a ripped wedding dress on this daiquiri ’cause it is not a virgin!” – Linda Belcher
15- “Only strippers shave above the knee.” – Linda Belcher
16- “Well, I may have slipped a penis pill in your casserole. Surprise!” – Linda Belcher
17- “Nonsense or mom-sense?” – Linda Belcher
18- “You got to fight crazy with crazy.” – Linda Belcher
19- “It’s science, Bob. You’re not supposed to understand it.” – Linda Belcher
20- “Wine helps me drink.” – Linda Belcher
21- “”Your 3 is grass.” I don’t get it.” – Linda Belcher
22- “Tammy can go sit in syrup. Let the bees get her.” – Linda Belcher
23- “If you like the same food or sex angles, you’re compatible!” – Linda Belcher
24- “The problem is I don’t have a friggin’ drink in my hand!” – Linda Belcher
25- “Well there wasn’t a raccoon king in our alley until I went out there and picked my favorite one.” – Linda Belcher
26- “It was a time in Japan when the evil monsters would attack the nice little villages for no good reason. And the only force in all of Japan who could stop them are…Hawk & Chick!” – Linda Belcher
27- “I love showers and mornings and bologna and turtles and wine!” – Linda Belcher
28- “Rich people run funny. Must be all the money in their pockets. Or their big, rich, golden wieners. Eh, it’s probably their wieners.” – Linda Belcher
29- “Don’t tell me not to have a crap attack! I’ll have a crap attack anytime I want!” – Linda Belcher
30- “The boys hate dancing, and the girls won’t go to the boys. It’s like a Mexican stalemate out there.” – Linda Belcher
31- “I had the video game company take your game away because I love you. It’s like the time you took away the credit card from me when I was ordering all those porcelain babies.” – Linda Belcher
32- “All this talk about shooting is making me thirsty. Why don’t we pull the trigger on a glass of wine!” – Linda Belcher
33- “Oh, go suck on a crouton.” – Linda Belcher
34- “My dutch baby! It came out in 22 minutes! Aw, its a preemie, just like Jesus.” – Linda Belcher
35- “I dreamed that I was breast feeding Gene again, but he had a long, white beard, like Santa Claus. Oh, it was freaky!” – Linda Belcher
36- “Hit him in his handsome groin!” – Linda Belcher
37- “Trippity-dippity- dippity-doo” – Linda Belcher
38- “No one sheds like this family, it’s like a bunch of Chewbaccas.” – Linda Belcher
39- “You’re a hurtful slut, Bob!” – Linda Belcher
40- “Good kids eat cotton, bad kids eat notton” – Linda Belcher
41- “Mommy doesn’t get drunk, she just has fun.” – Linda Belcher
42- “Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter,…Diarrhea!” – Linda Belcher
43- “The real tragedy is that I don’t have time to get nachos before we start.” – Linda Belcher
44- “Alright!” – Linda Belcher
