Here we listed best Pam True Blood Quotes
1- “That’s for the boys to figure out. Right now what you need to do is change out of your clothes… there’s vampire in your cleavage.” – Pam
2- “Now, why’d you have to go kill that maenad? She was a terrific decorator.” – Pam
3- “I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.” – Pam
4- “Let’s go to the ladies room and stare at ourselves in the mirror.” – Pam
5- “Blah, blah… vampire emergency. Blah.” – Pam
6- “This is not just about your relationship, you infatuated tween. There’s a bigger picture.” – Pam
7- “Technology takes all the fun out of being a vampire.” – Pam
8- “Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick lit memoirs and are bound together by estrogen or sisterhood some other feminist drivel?” – Pam
9- “You have 24 hours to bring her to me, or I’ll eat, fuck and kill each and every single one of you.” – Pam
10- “This is bullshit. Listen, bitch, I don’t have time for this. Fix my maker.” – Pam
11- “Let me kill this uppity Wiccan Cunt….your majesty.” – Pam
12- “I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don’t, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.” – Pam
13- “It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the moment you think you’re safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f—in’ shred you like confetti.” – Pam
14- “I’m gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer.” – Pam
15- “Do not tell me you put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress?” – Pam
16- “Can we blow up these Wiccan dips—s already? I got a mani-pedi at 4.” – Pam
17- “I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!” – Pam
18- “Let’s go to the ladies’ room and stare at ourselves in the mirror.” – Pam
19- “I am wearing a Walmart sweatshirt for y’all. If that’s not a demonstration of team spirit, I don’t know what is.” – Pam
20- “Color me impressed, you guys know how to party.” – Pam
21- “I’m wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for ya’ll. If that’s not a demonstration of team spirit I don’t know what is.” – Pam
22- “Let me walk the world with you, Mr. Northman, or watch me die.” – Pam
23- “This is who you are now. Top of the chain. No human can hurt you any longer. They’re yours to savor.” – Pam
24- “Seriously, three days old and she has an eating disorder. Why me?” – Pam
25- “Listen close. I saved your f-king life and lent you some truly exquisite clothes. But if you do anything to mess with Fangtasia, I will silver you and stick you in a coffin to rot until the next millennium. Do you understand me?” – Pam
26- “You don’t know me that well. My angry face and my happy face are the same.” – Pam
27- “Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle.” – Pam
28- “Well fu-k me he can count past five.” – Pam
29- “We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.” – Pam
30- “Don’t play games with me you little ginger bitch.” – Pam
31- “Maybe later we can braid each others hair and talk about boys…fu-kin baby vamps.” – Pam
32- “Must all roads lead to fu-kin’ Sookie?” – Pam
33- “I hate the beach. Fish piss and sand in your cooch.” – Pam
34- “Hold the f-ck up! Is this therapy?” – Pam
35- “Sookie! I’m actually fucking happy to see you!” – Pam
36- “Everyone I love leaves, everything I touch dies, so forgive me if I don’t share your faith in my lord.” – Pam
37- “Tell you what. Your god and my god can go to a motel and have a circle jerk for all I care. I’ll be in Hell having a three way with the devil.” – Pam
38- “I am as big a fan of the French vagina as you are Eric, but come back to Earth. She’s just a human.” – Pam
39- “It’s like being kicked in the cooch by a wallaby isn’t it?” – Pam
40- “Oh my God, I’m a republi-c*nt!” – Pam
41- “This is bullshit. I imagined my death many times but I never thought I’d meet the sun in some place with wall-to-wall carpet.” – Pam
42- “Sarah Newlin’s gonna be having the last f*cking laugh, shopping at Barney’s and having her manicure if you two can’t stop measuring your d*cks and strike a f*cking deal.” – Pam
43- “This isn’t about capture and kill anymore.” – Pam
44- “You want Eric to be your fuckin’ spokesperson for your vampire Jenny Craig commercials?” – Pam
45- “Oh I am so fucking with you.” – Pam
