Fargo Quotes: Fargo tells the story of a man who kidnaps his wife to pay off his debts.
Fargo Quotes
1.”I’m cooepratin’… Darn tootin’!” -Jerry Lundegaard, ‘Fargo’.
2.”What the heck are ya talking about? Let’s just finish this deal up here.” –Jerry Lundegaard, ‘Fargo’.
3.”See these are personal matters.” –Jerry Lundegaard, ‘Fargo’.
4.”Oh, for Christ’s sake here!” –Jerry Lundegaard, ‘Fargo’.
5.”Well, we’ve never done this before. But seeing as it’s special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat.” –Jerry Lundegaard, ‘Fargo’.
6.”What the heck are ya talking about? What do you fellas have yourself mixed up in?” –Jerry Lundegaard, ‘Fargo’.
7.”Ma’am, I answered your question!” –Jerry Lundegaard, ‘Fargo’.
8.”Yeah, I got the money, but… uh.” –Jerry Lundegaard, ‘Fargo’.
9.”I’m, uh, Jerry Lundegaard.” –Jerry Lundegaard, ‘Fargo’.
10.”I’m in a bit of trouble…” –Jerry Lundegaard, ‘Fargo’.
11.”Well, heck, if you wanna, if you wanna play games here! I’m workin’ with ya on this thing, but I… Okay, I’ll do a damned lot count!” –Jerry Lundegaard, ‘Fargo’.
12.”I’m sure sorry. Shep told me 8:30. It was a mix-up, I guess.” -Jerry Lundegaard, ‘Fargo’.
13.”And it’s a beautiful day…” -Marge Gunderson, ‘Fargo’.
14.”Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me! I’m just doing my job here.” –Marge Gunderson, ‘Fargo’.
15.”Thanks a bunch. So, what’s the deal? Gary says triple homicide.” –Marge Gunderson, ‘Fargo’.
16.”Mind if I sit down? I’m carrying quite a load here.” –Marge Gunderson, ‘Fargo’.
17.”Say, Lou, did you hear the one about the guy who couldn’t afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?” –Marge Gunderson, ‘Fargo’.
18.”There’s more to life than a little money, you know. Don’tcha know that?” – Marge Gunderson, ‘Fargo’.
19.”Prowler needs a jump.” –Marge Gunderson, ‘Fargo’.
20.”And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?” –Marge Gunderson, ‘Fargo’.
21.”I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou.” –Marge Gunderson, ‘Fargo’.
22.”Yeah, easy there, you do too! I’m expecting, ya know.” –Marge Gunderson, ‘Fargo’.
23.”So, Mike, should we get together another time?” –Marge Gunderson, ‘Fargo’.
24.”Oh my. Where? Yeah? Aw geez. Okay, there in a jif. Real good, then.”Marge Gunderson, ‘Fargo’.
25.”Would it kill you to say something?” –Carl Showalter, ‘Fargo’.
26.”It’s proven that second-hand smoke is carcin… you know, cancer related.” –Carl Showalter, ‘Fargo’.
27.”Jesus, that’s more than I’ve heard you say all week.” –Carl Showalter, ‘Fargo’.
28.”You ever been to Minneapolis?” –Carl Showalter, ‘Fargo’.
29.”Blood has been shed, Jerry. We need more…” –Carl Showalter, ‘Fargo’.
30.”Is it, Jerry? Why don’t you ask those three poor souls in Brainerd if a deal’s a deal? Go ahead, ask them!” –Carl Showalter, ‘Fargo’.
31.”No. That’s the first thing you’ve said in the last four hours. That’s, a fountain of conversation there, buddy. That’s a geyser.” –Carl Showalter, ‘Fargo’.
32.”Circumstances have changed, Jerry.” –Carl Showalter, ‘Fargo’.
33.”Three people, in Brainerd… are dead.” –Carl Showalter, ‘Fargo’.
34. “Oh… right. She’s alright, but there’s a few people in Brainerd who aren’t so okay, I’ll tell you that.”-Carl Showalter, ‘Fargo’.
35.”We’ve been sitting here an hour. He’s peed three times already.”-Carl Showalter, ‘Fargo’.
36.”That’s right, we need more money.”-Carl Showalter, ‘Fargo’.
37.“I liked you so much! You’re such a super lady!” –Mike, ‘Fargo’.
38.”So, uh, you married old Norm son-of-a-Gunderson?” –Mike, ‘Fargo’.
39.”Do you mind if I sit over here?”-Mike, ‘Fargo’.
40.”I’m sorry, I… I shouldn’t have done this. I shouldn’t have done this, I shouldn’t have… I thought we’d have a really terrific time.” –Mike, ‘Fargo’.
41.”Yah, well, I, uh–it’s not that it didn’t work out. Linda had leukemia. She passed away.”-Mike, ‘Fargo’.
42.”Yeah, if you’re an engineer, yeah, you could do a lot worse. Of course, it’s not, uh, it’s nothin’ like your achievement.”-Mike, ‘Fargo’.
43.”And, oh, then I saw you on the news and I remembered. I always liked you.”-Mike, ‘Fargo’.
44.”What’d this guy look like, anyway?” -Officer Olson, ‘Fargo’.
45. “Oh, he was a little guy… Kinda funny lookin’.” -Mr. Mohra, ‘Fargo’.
46. “One of us pays the other for half. If you want the car, you have to give me your half of the money.” –Gaear Grimsrud, ‘Fargo’.
47.”But you’re sayin’… what are ya sayin’?” -Stan Grossman, ‘Fargo’.
48.”Uh, she started shrieking, y’know. She wouldn’t stop…” –Gaear Grimsrud, ‘Fargo’.
49.”No! The truck’s yours. We split the Ciera.” -Gaear Grimsrud, ‘Fargo’.
50.”I got your damn money. Now, where’s my daughter?” -Wade Gustafson, ‘Fargo’.
