Laugh your way through the zany world of ’30 Rock’ with our collection of the ‘Best 50 Tracy Jordan Quotes.’ Immerse yourself in the eccentricity of Tracy Jordan, the unpredictable character played by Tracy Morgan. From outrageous one-liners to hilariously absurd wisdom, these quotes showcase the comedic brilliance that defines ’30 Rock.’
Tracy Jordan Quotes
Tracy Jordan Quotes: Hello 30 Rock Tv Show Fans, We made a list of Tracy Jordan Quotes for you
1- “The Kitchen Debate with Richard Nixon. Richard M. Nixon. The M Train. Soul train. Chicken soup for the soul. Chicken soup. Soup kitchen. This is a Leap Day miracle!” -Tracy Jordan
2- “New dude is as good at singing as Tracy Jordan is at everything.” -Tracy Jordan
3- “Hang on, have you not left this building since you were mugged?” -Tracy Jordan
4- “Grizz, when was the last time you told your fiance you love her? Since the phone call I interrupted to make this announcement!” -Tracy Jordan
5- “I want you to call my phone so I can hear the chicken dance again.” -Tracy Jordan
6- “I know it’s a girl, Liz Lemon. Because I yelled, ”Susan B. Anthony” at the moment of conception.” -Tracy Jordan
7- “Pay attention to me LL or else I’m going to do something self-destructive. For example, I just got an honorary sheriff’s badge and I’m going to start making real arrests.” -Tracy Jordan
8- “Oh sure! Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Paul Simon, Invictus.” -Tracy Jordan
9- “What can l do? l’m on my grind. l’m gonna have so much money my grandkids are gonna play lacrosse. Lacrosse, Liz Lemon.” -Tracy Jordan
10- “Oh, yeah. There’s a garbage bag in the hallway with a reef shark in it. Just put him in the tub with a reef. what’s for dinner tonight? I want pierogies.” -Tracy Jordan
11- “Don’t go, Liz Lemon ! There’s still an after-after- after-after-after party! l just got to take my kids to soccer first! Hey, whose roof is this?” -Tracy Jordan
12- “There you are! Your Kenneth and I were worried sick about you!” -Tracy Jordan
13- “Well, I hope he makes me an across helmet so I don’t get hurt playing across. Now come on. That’s pretty solid for a guy who just came out of a hallucination.” -Tracy Jordan
14- “Sure, find a scapegoat. Just like John Hancock did with the good King George.” -Tracy Jordan
15- “That’s why my life is not like The Cosby Show. I only have boys. And boys are disgusting! I need a baby girl. Don’t patronize me! Stop laughing! It’s not funny! I need a baby girl! Don’t slit my vas deferens!” -Tracy Jordan
16- “Oh, hold on. Dotcom is confirming that he drowned.” -Tracy Jordan
17- “That’s what Danny was saying. We have to be cool to everybody. Because the future is like a Japanese game show. You have no idea what’s going on.” -Tracy Jordan
18- “Al Sharpton would renounce him at a press conference on the street because Al Sharpton doesn’t have an office.” -Tracy Jordan
19- “Always have been, always will be.” -Tracy Jordan
20- “You will be punished! Can I have my nunchuks back?” -Tracy Jordan
21- “Was Dotcom standing that gay?” -Tracy Jordan
22- “Congratulations. I am not interested in godfather duties.” -Tracy Jordan
23- “Fore! Hey guys! It’s me, Tracy! The black guy from work.” -Tracy Jordan
24- “Do they give an award for Tarantula Misplacement?” -Tracy Jordan
25- “So how are you feeling? Any arm pain? Shortness of breath? Plans to investigate corruption in Russia?” -Tracy Jordan
26- “Never better. I’m as happy as a clam who wants to kill some woman.” -Tracy Jordan
27- “Does anyone want to be my friend? I’m normal!” -Tracy Jordan
28- “Let’s do it again from the top. I want to get it perfect, because perfection is my middle name. “Unclaimed Perfection Baby Boy.” -Tracy Jordan
29- “I would like some chicken nuggets, a beer, and some of my wife’s rice, to stay.” -Tracy Jordan
30- “You know, I’ve been wanting to say this for a few seconds now. This workplace has become a hotbed of old school racism.” -Tracy Jordan
31- “You look regular. Can I guess your name? Is it Pedro? Is it Craigford? Is it Swimming?” -Tracy Jordan
32- “You’re going to pour glue in the lock. That’s how my kids keep me out of the liquor cabinet.” -Tracy Jordan
33- “Hello, fellow human being. would you like to ask me what time it is?” -Tracy Jordan
34- “Don’t throw a party for vengeance. It will turn on you. Like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.” -Tracy Jordan
35- “I can’t eat this, I’m a foodie.” -Tracy Jordan
36- “To be honest, I couldn’t really understand anything Rick James was saying.” -Tracy Jordan
37- “There are tears falling on her boobies, Liz Lemon.” -Tracy Jordan
38- Well, I yelled ”Baba Booey” at Walter Cronkite’s funeral, so I actually have no idea of what’s rude or not. -Tracy Jordan
39- “Why don’t you shut your mouth, back that ass up, and make me a sandwich.” -Tracy Jordan
40- “Goodnight! Stay tuned for a special Mother’s Day edition of Bitch Hunter!” -Tracy Jordan
41- “Is it me, or is Liz Lemon getting hotter?” -Tracy Jordan
42- “A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s!” -Tracy Jordan
43- “Great, I’ll be in touch. You still using your Hotmail account?” -Tracy Jordan
44- “Why did you bring me here? I blocked all this stuff out for a reason. Oh, Lord! Some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish!” -Tracy Jordan
45- “Sure, I know him from the secret black people meetings. Nah, I’m just kidding. He’s not invited. But who’s ”EGOT”?” -Tracy Jordan
46- “It’s all coming back to me. Oh, my God! I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs.” -Tracy Jordan
47- “There was a better kid’s birthday party up the street.” -Tracy Jordan
48- “If you’ve learned anything from me, it’s how to do a bad job. Go, honor me. Save yourself. But first, get me a sandwich.” -Tracy Jordan
49- “I’m glad you feel that way. Because Angie’s on her way up, and I want you to tell her for me.” -Tracy Jordan
50- “I studied fried chicken at the school of hard knocks. Ain’t that right, Mr. Jack?” -Tracy Jordan
