Parks and Recreation Perd Hapley Quotes
Perd Hapley: “And 100% of Pawneeans are “Perd-verts.” That’s the name I call fans of this show based on the fact that my name is Perd. We’ll see you after the break, Perd-verts.”
Perd Hapley: “A slonag is a series of words that have a meaning”
Perd Hapley: “There you have it, where it is the thing Leslie Knope just said about this situation.”
Perd Hapley: “I’m sorry, Miss Knope. There is such a thing as journalistic integrity, and it is something that I have as a journalist with integrity.”
Perd Hapley: “To be honest, Judge Perd is stumped by this case. I’ve also misplaced my judge hammer. I cannot render a verdict here. Therefore, I must declare a mistrial, which is a term I’ve heard people use in the movies. Tap, tap, tap. Case ended.”
Perd Hapley: “I’m Perd Hapley, and I just realised I’m not holding my microphone”
Perd Hapley: “Well, the story of my interest level is : It’s medium.”
Perd Hapley: “You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen. And the “it” that you heard was the things that these people just said. Now, a word from our sponsors.”
