Explore the best 88 Sookie Stackhouse quotes from the iconic TV series True Blood. Dive into memorable lines from the beloved character, Sookie Stackhouse, and relive the magic of True Blood with these captivating quotes
Sookie Stackhouse Quotes
1- “No it makes me sick that they’re getting a thousand bucks to lay there and do nothing while I bust my ass for ten bucks an hour plus tips.” – Sookie Stackhouse
2- “I’m not so sure you even have another side you no-account backwoods trash.” – Sookie Stackhouse
3- “I have been waiting for this moment since they came out of the coffin two years ago.” – Sookie Stackhouse
4- “What I am is telepathic. I can hear people’s thoughts.” – Sookie Stackhouse
5- “No, it’s delicious. It’s like I can close my eyes and I can see the farm the pig lived on and feel the sun and rain on my face and even taste the earth that the herbs grew out of.” – Sookie Stackhouse
6- “Bill, you were just licking blood outta my head. I don’t think it gets much more personal than that.” – Sookie Stackhouse
7- “All anyone’s thinkin’ about here is sex, sex, sex.” – Sookie Stackhouse
8- “This feels a little bit like what a vampire bar would look like if it were a ride at Disney World.” – Sookie Stackhouse
9- “They don’t die. I’ve got nothing but a future with one.” – Sookie Stackhouse
10- “I thought you’re supposed to be invisible in the mirror.” – Sookie Stackhouse
11- “I just think that when there’s blood involved, a line been crossed.” – Sookie Stackhouse
12- “It felt like… It felt like every single care or worry or saddness I’ve ever had was just flowin’ out of me and into him. And, yeah it hurt at first. But when I relaxed, it didn’t hurt at all.” – Sookie Stackhouse
13- “I’ve been admiring your necklace all day.” – Sookie Stackhouse
14- “He’s all charm and smiles in the beginning. But the second he gets tired of you, he gonna stop calling. Before you know it, he’s off with some other floozie. Not… not that you are one, but trust me. It’s as regular as the seasons. You seem like a sweet girl, I don’t want you to get hurt.” – Sookie Stackhouse
15- “He cannot check me out like a library book!” – Sookie Stackhouse
16- “I did not mean Fangtasia! I mean really, all those pathetic people who come here looking for sex with vampires.” – Sookie Stackhouse
17- “Bill, all the trouble I’m in, it’s mine. I chose it. I chose it when I chose you.” – Sookie Stackhouse
18- “Sometimes I wish I smoked, so you could sneak outside without anybody knowing something’s wrong with you.” – Sookie Stackhouse
19- “Sam, my living room is wrecked! I’ve got a killer, a vampire and a shapeshifter on my plate. Right about now I’m not thinkin’ about being with anybody!” – Sookie Stackhouse
20- “Sam, you should let people see the real you. Cause you’re kind, brave. There’s nothin there not to love.” – Sookie Stackhouse
21- “Tara. You look so pretty. Like someone turned on a light under your skin.” – Sookie Stackhouse
22- “God damn you, Bill Compton… I love you!” – Sookie Stackhouse
23- “Look if ya’ll argue anymore I’m either gonna fall asleep or start screaming.” – Sookie Stackhouse
24- “I want you. Every which way. I just want you.” – Sookie Stackhouse
25- “You know in person she looks like vanilla pudding.” – Sookie Stackhouse
26- “I can’t, it’s too gross and it’s you.” – Sookie Stackhouse
27- “I’m afraid for you. She starts to tear up.” – Sookie Stackhouse
28- “God doesn’t punish, he forgives.” – Sookie Stackhouse
29- “Maybe I am some kind of freak. I’ve only met one other person in the world like me and who even knows where he is? And what happens when I grow old? And weak? And you’re still the same, what then?” – Sookie Stackhouse
30- “I’m in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight Pam.” – Sookie Stackhouse
31- “It’s 5 a.m. What are you doing eating my chicken in the dark?” – Sookie Stackhouse
32- “You wait to tell people how you feel about them, you never know what will happen.” – Sookie Stackhouse
33- “Mister Northman, would you please come in?” – Sookie Stackhouse
34- “They took someone I love from me. I don’t know about you, but I was raised to fight back.” – Sookie Stackhouse
35- “I wanna look like I can kick some serious ass. Which I can.” – Sookie Stackhouse
36- “I am not gonna die cuz of your shitty girlfriend and a Mississippi pothole!” – Sookie Stackhouse
37- “Work with me, Alcide. It gets easier.” – Sookie Stackhouse
38- “I don’t know how to start forgiving you. I don’t know if I ever will.” – Sookie Stackhouse
39- “Did you just call me a dumb bitch?” – Sookie Stackhouse
40- “Just once I’d like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?” – Sookie Stackhouse
41- “I don’t know how you did things in the 1800s, but keeping a file on the woman you love is… creepy.” – Sookie Stackhouse
42- “As much as you wanna be human, I think I’m closer to meeting you halfway to vampire.” – Sookie Stackhouse
43- “I’m a fairy? How fuckin lame!” – Sookie Stackhouse
44- “All I know is I sure as hell can’t trust you.” – Sookie Stackhouse
45- “I love you, Bill, but after this Mississippi mess, I’d be crazy to just trust either of you.” – Sookie Stackhouse
46- “What would we be if we were normal? I can’t even picture it.” – Sookie Stackhouse
47- “I don’t want to baby-sit this psycho while you go take a nap.” – Sookie Stackhouse
48- “Stepping around the fact that your word is worth about as much as tits on a turtle.” – Sookie Stackhouse
49- “I feel better protecting myself, now that I know I am basically vampire crack.” – Sookie Stackhouse
50- “I have a fairy godmother? Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck.” – Sookie Stackhouse
51- “You drank the whole fairy. Now go to your room!” – Sookie Stackhouse
52- “Alcide, stop making that noise. Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say.” – Sookie Stackhouse
53- “I could be dreaming about anything. I could be swimming with dolphins or eating a whole pie without any consequences.” – Sookie Stackhouse
54- “First of all, you guys are vampires. What’s with all the morality?” – Sookie Stackhouse
55- “For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.” – Sookie Stackhouse
56- “A 3,000-year old vampire wants to suck my blood. Must be Thursday!” – Sookie Stackhouse
57- “First of all, I’ve seen enough horror movies to know you don’t split up when you’re in a big, scary asylum and there’s a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it’s fair to say my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any effect on Russell. So the way I see it, it’s me protecting you from him instead of the other way around. Third, I got a headache and I gotta pee something fierce so I’d just as soon get this over with.” – Sookie Stackhouse
58- “Bye, I’m just going to quietly slip into a comma.” – Sookie Stackhouse
59- “Come to think of it, I have been a little bit off my game lately.” – Sookie Stackhouse
60- “You don’t know what it’s like to be standing in line at the bank and hear the guy behind you and how he wants to suck your toes.” – Sookie Stackhouse
61- “I’ll be fine as soon as I wash the pig out of my hair.” – Sookie Stackhouse
62- “Kind of strange to find out you were sold to a vampire 300 years ago.” – Sookie Stackhouse
63- “I shouldn’t be taking walks with handsome strangers. It never ends well.” – Sookie Stackhouse
64- “I can barely remember the last time I wasn’t in danger. Danger, it’s a fact of life for me.” – Sookie Stackhouse
65- “I may be a whore, but I’m not stupid.” – Sookie Stackhouse
66- “There’s a town consensus about what kind of girl I am… they call me a danger whore.” – Sookie Stackhouse
67- “When is leaving your family behind the best thing?” – Sookie Stackhouse
68- “Screw your kisses and your hugs and your atta girls.” – Sookie Stackhouse
69- “I know we did Bill, but Eric took our deal and fucked it in the ass.” – Sookie Stackhouse
70- “I’m gnawing at my own arm and you’re gonna drop fang on me?” – Sookie Stackhouse
71- “Believe me, my head is the last place you’d wanna be.” – Sookie Stackhouse
72- “Last thing I need is anybody else dying because of me.” – Sookie Stackhouse
73- “How can I miss someone who I can’t even believe is dead?” – Sookie Stackhouse
74- “We don’t know how much time we got left, it doesn’t seem worth it to spend it with someone you don’t love.” – Sookie Stackhouse
75- “How can you not believe in miracles and magic when they’re happening all around us every single day? There’s a miracle just out there just waiting for Bill. I just have to go out there and find it.” – Sookie Stackhouse
76- “Even as the cure, you’re still the fucking problem.” – Sookie Stackhouse
77- “Whatever this is. Whatever you’re doin. You don’t get to hide behind the word fate.” – Sookie Stackhouse
78- “If you’re feeling this nostalgic Bill, I gotta ask what the fuck? Cause to my mind nostalgia and suicide? Don’t mix.” – Sookie Stackhouse
79- “I’m not sure you even have another side, you no-account backwoods trash!” – Sookie Stackhouse
80- “Hey, you just shut your nasty mouth, mister! You might be a vampire, but when you talk to me, you will talk to me like the lady that I am!” – Sookie Stackhouse
81- “I swear I try not to listen, but I can’t always keep my guard up.” – Sookie Stackhouse
82- “Sometimes crowds make me feel guilty for not having fun like everyone else. And then I feel guilty for feeling guilty.” – Sookie Stackhouse
83- “Life is just getting too weird too fast.” – Sookie Stackhouse
84- “You look so pretty. Like someone turned a light on under your skin.” – Sookie Stackhouse
85- “The more open my mind gets, the more evil I see.” – Sookie Stackhouse
86- “You can’t just sit around waiting for your perfect idea of a man to come along. Life is way too damn short.” – Sookie Stackhouse
87- “When I get nervous, sometimes I talk too much.” – Sookie Stackhouse
88- “I didn’t have any say about being normal. We’re born the way were are.” – Sookie Stackhouse
