Hello Gossip Girl fans we made a list of Dan Humphrey Quotes from the show. Poor but proud kid of gossip girl, played by Penn Badgley. cultured, sympathetic, intelligent, humorous character
1- “I don’t read Gossip Girl. That’s for chicks.” – Dan Humphrey
2- “So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?” – Dan Humphrey
3- “Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us?” – Dan Humphrey
4- “How could I? She was the only person who spoke to me.” – Dan Humphrey
5- “When Prince Charming found Cinderella’s slipper, they didn’t accuse him of having a foot fetish.” – Dan Humphrey
6- “No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out.” – Dan Humphrey
7- “Well, I did punch someone.” – Dan Humphrey
8- “I hope you had a pleasant 21 hours since I last saw you.” – Dan Humphrey
9- “Look, man, I live in Brooklyn. Not the Ozarks. No offense to the Ozarks.” – Dan Humphrey
10- “Yeah, well, I thought I couldn’t leave without bringing you something from craft service. Um, and, uh, and telling you that I’m sorry I judged you.” – Dan Humphrey
11- “No, believe it or not, I actually came here myself.” – Dan Humphrey
12- “Isn’t that the girl who told the entire school and, oh, several colleges, that you had a drug problem?” – Dan Humphrey
13- “I don’t think mom is a big fan of surprises. Remember her 30th birthday, with the clown and his llama?” – Dan Humphrey
14- “They said Vin Diesel couldn’t do comedy.” – Dan Humphrey
15- “Vanessa, wait! Why don’t you wait… because you’re not Vanessa. Sorry. Case of mistaken identity; ironically, not involving masks.” – Dan Humphrey
16- “Loved you. In the past, in the pre-shaving sixteen-year-old kind of way. You know, things have changed.” – Dan Humphrey
17- “I knew the hair thing was too much.” – Dan Humphrey
18- “In a broom closet? That is…that is rich, Serena.” – Dan Humphrey
19- “I think it is fairly safe to assume that they have had sex.” – Dan Humphrey
20- “I opened the cranberries. My work is done. How’s Blair’s?” – Dan Humphrey
21- “And Nicholas Sparks is hardly family. I’m not taking no for an answer. In fact, I’m not even asking. You’re coming with us. I’m adult-napping you.” – Dan Humphrey
22- “Not just any blond. Apparently, I like the ones who get drunk on Thanksgiving and almost die.” – Dan Humphrey
23- “So you threatened Lily van der Woodsen with physical violence? Mom, you are a bad-ass.” – Dan Humphrey
24- “Jenny, Eric, and Serena: Gross!” – Dan Humphrey
25- “So, uh, dad. Not that I’m… not that I’m mad, exactly. But, not telling me about Serena’s mom? Extremely uncool.” – Dan Humphrey
26- “I gotta be honest about something here. I don’t think you’re grandmother is who you think she is.” – Dan Humphrey
27- “I know, and I’m so sorry. But, maybe you love her so much that you can’t see what she’s doing. I said it. There.” – Dan Humphrey
28- “She came by my dad’s gallery today.” – Dan Humphrey
29- “Dad, listen, um, I’ve been meaning to tell you. I’m sorry.” – Dan Humphrey
30- “I thought I’d get grounded when you found out, just like Jenny was. But, I gotta admit, it would be worth it.” – Dan Humphrey
31- “Looks a little bit like a museum, little cold. Although, the water pressure is unparalleled.” – Dan Humphrey
32- “I’ll tell you what’s going on. I just became your escort to the ball.” – Dan Humphrey
33- “Its the original. Right out of the spiral notebook.” – Dan Humphrey
34- This is, without question, the best Christmas ever.” – Dan Humphrey
35- “Yeah, um, they don’t allow Christmas trees inside… which is why we’re out here.” – Dan Humphrey
36- “I think even when you’re underdoing it, you’re overdoing it.” – Dan Humphrey
37- “No! I love the band. I love the whole thing. It’s the most amazing watch I’ve ever seen… but I can’t accept this.” – Dan Humphrey
38- “It’s true. I may have peaked.” – Dan Humphrey
39- “Just wondering whether you were missing me.” – Dan Humphrey
40- “Chuck? And Blair? Blair and Chuck? Then why isn’t he the one buying the test?” – Dan Humphrey
41- “Promise me I will find out one day?” – Dan Humphrey
42- “Oh, Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me.” – Dan Humphrey
43- “Serena, don’t take this the wrong way, but you sound like a jackass we know.” – Dan Humphrey
44- “I was six. It was a very emotional time for me, post-tee ball.” – Dan Humphrey
45- “It’s infatuation, it’s not love.” – Dan Humphrey
46- “Serena. Yeah… yeah, good memory.” – Dan Humphrey
47- “No, uh, we use to have a cat, uh, but you know… sister, allergies.” – Dan Humphrey
48- “Well, uh, it’s fine. I love dogs.” – Dan Humphrey
49- “I didn’t sleep with her. But I may as well have.” – Dan Humphrey
50- “I get it. “Hey I killed someone and I’m being blackmailed by a crazy girl pretending to be someone else” doesn’t quite roll off the tongue.” – Dan Humphrey
51- “I’ve tried not to think about her all summer. I was afraid that if I did, that… I’d see that I made a huge mistake.” – Dan Humphrey
52- “I miss that little laugh of yours.” – Dan Humphrey
53- “I thought this meant we were back together.” – Dan Humphrey
54- “I was just thinking about… this morning… on the bus…” – Dan Humphrey
55- “There’s a force larger than us at work here.” – Dan Humphrey
56- “I can’t believe Nate Archibald is a gigolo.” – Dan Humphrey
57- “Mmm. Welcome to my world. It’s not so bad when you get used to birds flying at your head and automatic doors never opening.” – Dan Humphrey
58- “I don’t wanna be caught off guard. I can’t believe I haven’t seen her…” – Dan Humphrey
59- “I know… we don’t like each other. You think I’m a boring, sheltered nobody.” – Dan Humphrey
60- “I’ve come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. To experience some new things.” – Dan Humphrey
61- “I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I’d like to experience the world of Chuck Bass.” – Dan Humphrey
62- “Well, look, I gotta admit, this … this was awesome. We gotta do this again.” – Dan Humphrey
63- “Who knew there was a sex club behind the White Castle?” – Dan Humphrey
64- “If I have to exploit people to be a good writer, then maybe I don’t want to be a good writer.” – Dan Humphrey
65- “You ever think your mom acts like she’s perfect because she’s too far from it to acknowledge that she’s not?” – Dan Humphrey
66- “You need help getting Chuck to sleep with you? Really?” – Dan Humphrey
67- “Wow. Someone loves Chuck Bass.” – Dan Humphrey
68- “Except Bart, actually. There was this crazy thing with my dad and her mom and my mom and… I guess like all things in Serena’s life it’s very complicated.” – Dan Humphrey
69- “Mmm. Serena’s not that big into cheese. You might wanna go with the Wines of Southern France.” – Dan Humphrey
70- “Look Serena, if you want to go, go. If you don’t, don’t. I can’t tell you who to be with.” – Dan Humphrey
71- “Oh, Dad. We were just, um… we’re busted.” – Dan Humphrey
72- “Worried? Who said anything about being worried? What’d she say?” – Dan Humphrey
73- “Fire and brimstone. A lot of bitchy asides. Death by Dorota.” – Dan Humphrey
74- “That’s Miss Carr? Does she have Benjamin Button syndrome?” – Dan Humphrey
75- “I’m glad you’re not wearing that raccoon makeup anymore, because you looked like one of the Incredibles.” – Dan Humphrey
76- “Do you think the Humphreys have a crest that Jenny could sew onto one of my cardigans?” – Dan Humphrey
77- “Hey, Blair, it’s Rachel that’s been messing with you. And … we had sex in the costume closet. So, do what you want with that.” – Dan Humphrey
78- “All I did was carry the chili and stop a few teenagers from having unprotected sex.” – Dan Humphrey
79- “Okay. Someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.” – Dan Humphrey
80- “I think I’m going to need a dress for prom.” – Dan Humphrey
81- “Please, please, give me a break with the rich-people-suck thing.” – Dan Humphrey
82- “I could ask you the same thing. You’re supposed to be working.” – Dan Humphrey
83- “The toilets in Tokyo talk!” – Dan Humphrey
84- “I gotta be honest, I really like Olivia…” – Dan Humphrey
85- “I love that picture of you. It’s so flattering. And who could resist free gifts in shiny wrappers?” – Dan Humphrey
86- “I should have guessed. No one under 40 has ever shown that much interest in Lincoln Hawk.” – Dan Humphrey
87- “Well, reigning blog opinion seems to be that acting with your boyfriend without your clothes on, it’s, well, it’s a sex tape.” – Dan Humphrey
88- “I think the most disturbing part of all of this is that you’ve been reading Endless Nights blogs.” – Dan Humphrey
89- “I think I can handle some PG-13 bloodsucking.” – Dan Humphrey
90- “I need a SARS mask.” – Dan Humphrey
