Discover the most memorable and heartwarming Friends quotes from the beloved TV show that captured the hearts of millions. From hilarious one-liners to profound moments of friendship, this collection of the best 55 Friends quotes will make you laugh, cry, and reminisce about the iconic characters and their unforgettable bond. Join Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe on their journey through love, laughter, and unforgettable moments. Get ready to relive the magic of Friends with these timeless quotes.
Friends Quotes
Phoebe Buffay : “I don’t even have a pla-.”
Rachel Green : “Oh I’m sorry, did my back hurt your knife?”
Rachel Green : “No uterus, no opinion.”
Joey Tribbiani : “Pizza! We like pizza!”
Phoebe Buffay : “He must decide. He must decide. Even though I made him up, he must decide!”
Rachel Green : “I hope it’s still funny when you’re in hell.”
Phoebe Buffay : “I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”
Phoebe Buffay : “Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.”
Rachel Green : “Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, it’s not your fault.”
Phoebe: “If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.”
Ross Geller: “Pivot!”
Ross Geller: “They’re still not coming on, man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!”
Phoebe Buffay : “She’s your lobster.”“
Chandler Muriel Bing : “You’re so far past the line, you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you.”
Ross: “Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!”
Joey Tribbiani: “If he doesn’t like you this is all a moo point. Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”
Joey Tribbiani: “You’ve been BAMBOOZLED!”
Chandler: “You know if you’re not careful, you may not get married at all this year.”
Chandler : “I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be, and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.”
Chandler : “Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
Ross Geller : “Unagi is a state of total awareness. Only by achieving true Unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.”
Ross Geller : “I tell you, when I actually die, some people are gonna get seriously haunted.”
Ross Geller: “We were on a break!”
Monica: “Ross we better stick to the routine; we don’t want to look stupid.”
Ross: “I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.”
Monica Geller : “Your little Harmonica is hammered.”
Rachel Green : “I’m so happy, and not at all jealous!”
Rachel Green : “He’s so pretty, I want to cry.”
Joey Tribbiani : “Monica got stung by a jellyfish.”
Phoebe Buffay : “When I was growing up, I didn’t have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I’m standing here today, knowing that I have everything I’m ever gonna need… You are my family.”
Joey Tribbiani : “Paper! Snow! A Ghost!”
Rachel : “It’s like all of my life everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe.’ And then today I just stopped and I said, ‘What if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know? Or, a hat?’”
Monica Geller : “Fine! Judge all you want, but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, LIVE IN A BOX!”
Joey Tribbiani : “Is it obvious that I’m wearing six sweaters?””
Joey Tribbiani: “How you doin’?”
Chandler : “I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
Joey Tribbiani : “Could I be wearing any more clothes?”
Monica: “Why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself?”
Joey Tribbiani : “You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?“
Phoebe Buffay : “They don’t know that we know they know we know.”
Phoebe Buffay : “Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.”
Chandler Bing : “Until I was 25, I thought the response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh, crap.'”
Monica: “I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember: If I am harsh with you, it’s only because you’re doing it wrong.”
Phoebe Buffay : “Oh, come on, Will, just take off your shirt and tell us.”
Rachel Green : “Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?”
Joey Tribbiani : “What’s not to like? Custard: good. Jam: good. Meat: good!”
Janice : “Oh. My. God.”
Phoebe Buffay : “It’s so exhausting, waiting for death.”
Chandler Bing : “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
Joey Tribbiani : “This is all a moo point.”
Monica Geller : “Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.”
