Looking for the best Tobias Funke quotes? Look no further! Discover 21 hilarious and memorable quotes from the iconic character in the hit TV series, “Arrested Development.” From his bizarre double entendres to his failed attempts at acting, Tobias Funke never fails to entertain. Get ready to laugh out loud as you relive some of the most outrageous and quotable moments from this fan-favorite character. Explore the wit and humor of Tobias Funke with these top 21 quotes!
Arrested Development Tobias Funke Quotes
“Ah, the clumsy adolescence. It’s a phase we’ve all been through. Except for me. I was like a cat.” -Tobias Funke
“I’m afraid i just blue myself.” -Tobias Funke
“Okay, lindsay, are you forgetting that i was a professional twice-over? An analyst and a therapist. An analrapist.” -Tobias Funke
“Oh, mercy me! I keep forgetting i’m in the colonies!” -Tobias Funke
“Oh boy, i got some looks on the bus cause of this!” -Tobias Funke
“Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?” -Tobias Funke
“I’m afraid it’s merely a cloaking agent from a sadly blunderous afternoon.” -Tobias Funke
“When a man needs to prove to a woman that he’s actually… ” -Tobias Funke
“With fully formed libidos, not two young men playing grab-ass in the shower.” -Tobias Funke
“Even if I have to take a chubby, I’m willing to suck it up!” -Tobias Funke
“I had no idea a ninety year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that.” -Tobias Funke
“Well excuse me for liking the way they shape my junk.” -Tobias Funke
“I realized it was for being a leading man. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth!” -Tobias Funke
“I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!” -Tobias Funke
“Oh, I’ve a list of men that could fill every opening you have.” -Tobias Funke
“I just found out that my cellular telephone was a lemon. It didn’t work.” -Tobias Funke
“Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time.” -Tobias Funke
“Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over – an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.” -Tobias Funke
“You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you’re the big marriage expert – oh, I’m sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!” -Tobias Funke
“Ooh, I can taste those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth!” -Tobias Funke
” Come on. Let’s see some bananas and nuts. Oh, perhaps we should just pull their pants off.” -Tobias Funke
