BoJack Horseman Quotes: “BoJack Horseman” is an American adult animated tragicomedy sitcom that was first aired on Netflix in 2014. Created by Raphael Bob-Waksberg, it stars Will Arnett as the title character, along with a stellar voice cast that includes Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie, Paul F. Tompkins, and Aaron Paul.
The series is set in a world where anthropomorphic animals and humans coexist and revolves around BoJack Horseman, a washed-up actor from the ’90s sitcom “Horsin’ Around.” As the series progresses, BoJack grapples with his career’s stagnancy, tumultuous personal relationships, self-destructive habits, and mental health issues, leading to a dark and profound narrative seldom seen in animated sitcoms.
We listed best BoJack Horseman quotes from the show. Here you will find the quotations of many of the characters playing in the series, especially BoJack. You can also use some of these BoJack Horseman quotes as wallpaper.
BoJack Horseman Quotes
BoJack Horseman: “He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be.”
Sextina Aquafina : “I think about my child’s heartbeat and oh, it makes me weep. I hope and pray to God my little fetus has a soul. Because I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole.”
BoJack Horseman: “Ow, crap. I hate this. Running is terrible. Everything is the worst.”
Mr. Peanutbutter : “The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning; it’s just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.”
Henry Winkler : “There is no shame in dying for nothing. That’s why most people die.”
BoJack Horseman: “You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you’re a horrible person, doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.”
BoJack Horseman: I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!
BoJack Horseman : “You sleep on my couch and you don’t pay rent. I’ve had tapeworms that are less parasitic. I don’t even remember why I let you stay with me in the first place.”
Princess Carolyn : “Laura! Clear our my schedule! I have to push a boulder up a hill and then have it roll over me time and time again with no regard for my well-being! “
Princess Carolyn : “That woman can knock a drink back like a Kennedy at a wake for another Kennedy, but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t get shit done!”
BoJack : “Same thing that always happens. You didn’t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.”
“There has been another mass shooting. I am totally unqualified to cover a news story this important, but as a straight white male, I will plow forward with confidence and assume I’m doing fine!”
BoJack : “It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day —that’s the hard part. But it does get easier”
Secretariat : “When you get sad you run ,straight ahead and you keep running forward no matter what there are people in your life that who are going to try to hold you back , slow you down , but you don’t let them. Don’t you ever stop running, don’t ever look behind you there is nothing for you behind you. All that exists is whats ahead.”
BoJack : “Not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.”
BoJack : “I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”
Bojack Horseman Inspirational Quotes
Fuzzy Whiskers : “I don’t know what to tell you. I’m happy for the first time in my life and I’m not gonna feel bad about it. It takes a long time to realise how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.”
Princess Carolyn : ” BoJack, I’m gonna level with you, honey. This whole you-hating-the-troops thing is not great.”
BoJack : “Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself.”
BoJack : “Not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.”
BoJack : “nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside” as he runs his hand over the oven
BoJack : “You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.”
BoJack : “Settle. Because otherwise you’re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone. And you’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled. One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.”
BoJack : “I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.”
BoJack : “Dead on the inside, dead on the outside.”
Mr. Peanutbutter Quotes : Everybody deserves to be loved”
BoJack Horseman : “You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me. It’s too late.”
BoJack : “I have half a mind…”
BoJack : “I can’t say no to people because I want everyone to like me.”
That voice, the one that tells you you’re stupid, worthless, and ugly… it goes away right? It’s just a dumb teenage girl thing, but… then it goes away?”, “Yeah”
BoJack : “I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”
Todd Chavez : “Things don’t become traditions because they’re good, BoJack, they become good because they’re traditions.”
BoJack : “It’s made up by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets. It’s like the happiness or the Munich Olympics, it doesn’t exist in the real world”
BoJack : “We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.”
BoJack : “He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.”
Mr. Peanutbutter : “Crack an egg on your head. Let the yolk drip down.”
BoJack : “your girlfriend has a stripper name”
BoJack : “Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make. I’m sorry I got you fired, I’m sorry I never called you after.”
Diane Nguyen :
“It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day. I can’t keep asking myself ‘Am I happy? ‘ It just makes me more miserable. I don’t know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I don’t think they exist.”
More BoJack Horseman Quotes
1- “There are some people you can’t save. ‘Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them.” – Ana Spanakopita
2- “No one watches the show to feel feelings. Life is depressing enough already.” – Herb Kazzaz
3- “Sometimes, life’s a bitch and then you keep living.” – Diane Nguyen
4- “But this is it; the deed is done. Silence drowns the sound. Before I leaped, I should have seen the view from halfway down.” – Secretariat
5- “I need you to tell me that I’m a good person. I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I’m a good person. Tell me that I’m good.” – BoJack Horseman
6- “That’s the problem. Because he’s so nice, people don’t want to think he’s capable of awful things, so they let him off the hook.” – Diane Nguyen
7- “You turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about.” – Todd Chavez
8- “Do you ever get the feeling that to know you more is to love you less?” – BoJack Horseman
9- “When you do bad things, you have something you can point to when people eventually leave you.” – The Closer
10- “I just wanted to tell you that I know. I know you want to be happy, but you won’t be, and I’m sorry.” – Beatrice Horseman
11- “Why would you ever make things easy for me when instead you could make things incredibly difficult?” – Princess Carolyn
12- “Things weren’t that great for me. But, for half an hour, every week, I got to watch this show about four people who had nobody, who came together and became a family, and for half an hour, every week, I had a home, and it helped me survive.” – Diane Nguyen
13- “It doesn’t matter where you are. It’s who you are, that’s not gonna change whether you’re in California or Maine or New Mexico. You know, you can’t escape you.” – BoJack Horseman
14- “I guess in human terms it would be—he’s all talk, no shooting you with an assault rifle.” – Mr. Peanutbutter
15- “Do you often keep people at arm’s length? Are you afraid of being known and knowing others?” – The Closer
16- “It’s not you, you tell yourself, it’s that bad thing you did.” – The Closer
17- “Stop pissing off the orphans. A lot of them grow up to be serial killers.” – Princess Carolyn
18- “It’s not just you, you know. Your father and I, we, well, you come by it, honestly—the ugliness inside you.” – Beatrice Horseman
19- “In TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes that’s what love is.” – BoJack Horseman
20- “I’m gonna say, ‘Hello. I am BoJack Horseman. Obviously, you know who I am, because I’m very famous, and also because we called ahead. And I am here because I need help.’” – BoJack Horseman
21- “You are going to finish your schooling and become a nurse.” – Beatrice Horseman
22- “You’re BoJack Horseman. There’s no cure for that.” – Beatrice Horseman
23- “You were born broken, that’s your birthright. And now you can fill your life with projects, your books, and your movies, and your little girlfriends; but that won’t make you whole.” – Beatrice Horseman
24- “All I learned about being good, I learned from TV.” – BoJack Horseman
Bojack Horseman Quotes Season 4, 5, 6
25- “You’ll meet a man—a good man—and you’ll have a family, but please, believe me, you don’t want this. Please, Henrietta, you have to believe me. Please, don’t do what I did.” – Beatrice Horseman
26- “Sweetie, you know I support you, whatever you want to do; but you’re not gonna find what you’re looking for in these awful made-up places.” – Mr. Peanutbutter
27- “Don’t let that man poison your life the way he did mine.” – Beatrice Horseman
28- “It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say, ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.” – BoJack Horseman
29- “Life is life, and that’s so sad because there’s so little time and what are we doing with it?” – Princess Carolyn
30- “Don’t throw your dreams away for this child.” – Beatrice Horseman
31- “I got into this business because I love stories. They comfort us, they inspire us, they create a context for how we experience the world.” – Princess Carolyn
32- “You’d probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you’re a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit about who he hurts.” – Herb Kazzaz
