16 Best Party Down Quotes - Tv Series

Party Down Quotes: In Party Down, the adventures of catering company employees who have no reservations about being fired are told to drive their bosses crazy with their behavior.

Party Down Quotes

1- “Just my career and my life, so I abuse pain killers and drink too much.” –Henry

2- “The cereal? I didn’t know you could smoke cereal.” –Casey

3- “I don’t know if I can really explain it in words. It’s more like something you live.” –Blues Singer

4- “They are such smart animals. Did you know a dolphin can change a baby’s diapers under water?” –Bobbie

5- “When I roll those trashcans out with the neighborhood dads, I feel like I’ve finally made it, y’know? Middle class dream.” –Henry

6- “Men aren’t like us, to them sex is a big deal, like sports, or flags.” –Lydia

7- “Hey, do you guys German? What’s “Ein Rand?” Like, “A rand?” –Kyle

8- “Nothing matters except for attention. You have a lot of bad attention right now. You need some good attention to offset it.” -Sackson

9- “The only way I’m Googling you in ten years is if you get very creative in the way that you kill yourself.” –Roman

10- “Here lies Ronald Wayne Donald. Repeated first grade because he couldn’t figure out scissors.” –Ron

11- “You know the difference between you and James Van Der Beek’s parrot? The parrot can deliver a line. Whatever high school drama coach filled the void between your ears with big ideas probably just wanted to give little Kyle a couple of tugs. He had no idea he was creating a monster. The fucking can’t act creature from the no talent lagoon.” –Roman