Discover the top 28 iconic quotes from “Saved by the Bell” that capture the essence of this beloved TV series. Relive the nostalgia and laughter with these memorable lines from the show’s characters.
Saved by the Bell Tv Show Quotes
1- “Oh no, Zack! Last time you had an idea, I wound up naked in a jar full of jellybeans!” – Screech
2 – “A building with two Beldings and one of whom is balding” -Screech
3- “Girl, if I were Leslie I woulda slapped you until my hand hurt, and then I woulda slapped you for making it hurt.” – Lisa
4- “When morning comes, I raise my head, shut off the alarm and get out of bed, I brush my teeth like mother said, and I always feed my spider, Ted.” – Screech
5- “There’s no Time! There’s never any time! There’s no time to study… ” -Jessie
6- “Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on ‘Sesame Street’.” – Jessie
7- “We all put our pants on one leg at a time” -Zach
8- “If any of you sweeties dares bid on my Slater I’ll hunt you down in the street like a rabid dog.” – Jessie
9- “Yeah, ‘I have all these problems and there’s no-one ever there for me. I talk and talk and talk but no-one ever listens.” – Lisa
10- “So many stores all in one place, it brings a big smile to my face. I love to hop from shop to shop, and buy and buy until I drop.” – Lisa
11- “Men are such fools! I hope I never become one!” – Screech
12- “If you don’t get rid of Linda, I’m gonna throw her out the winda.” – Lisa
13- “I like school… it’s a good way to kill time between weekends. ” – Zack
14- “Zack, I’m not a matador so take the bull outside” – Mr. Belding
15- “I could charge lonely girls to watch me flex my muscles.” – Slater
16- “I think we should date other people. Think of a nut on a forest floor. It needs space to grow into a tree. We’re those nuts. ” – Zack
17- “Third place, wow! I once finished fifth in an ALF look-a-like contest.” – Screech
18- “Wow, my first Hollywood party. I wonder if the Simpsons are gonna be there.” – Screech
19- “Zack’s idea of a good education is sitting between a pretty girl and a smart nerd.” – Jessie
20- “You know what they say, big muscles, small brains.” – Jessie
21- ” I like school. It’s just too bad classes get in the way” – Zack
22- “I’m so excited. I’m so excited. I’m so… scared.” – Jessie
23- “The three worst things that can happen to a kid are measles, mumps, and midterms.” – Zack
24- “So many boys, so little time.” – Kelly
25- “You know, I’ve finally found out the best thing about high school, once you graduate you don’t have to come back.” – Zack
26- “We’re the perfect team – she works hard, I hardly work!” – Zack
27- “There’s no Time! There’s never any time! There’s no time to study…” – Jessie
28- “People expect plenty from me. Cool schemes, dope playlists, this walk” – Mac
