The Rehearsal Quotes: The Rehearsal focuses on Nathan Fielder, who gives people a chance to rehearse their own lives in a world where nothing ever goes as expected.
1- “No, Don’t be silly” – Remy
2- “Timed moved differently in here”
3- “If your performance isnt accurate, you could ruin someone’s life”
4- “The shower accidentally got turned on and then I slipped.”
5- “Trish the dish”
6- “I thought… You were supposed to be my mom….”
7- “Door city over here”
8- “Thomas’ ambiguous emotions were hard for me to read. But then I got the sense that he had been uncomfortable with this method since the very first day…which is interesting because I had not felt that when I was him.”
9- “And the loser of tonight’s trivia is Kor Skeet”
10- “ I started to believe that she was less interested In an accurate simulation of her future and instead would rather live in her dream house” -Nathan
11- “I know I’m a very attractive person”
12- “It’s easy to assume that others think the worst of you, but when you assume what others think, maybe all you’re doing is turning them into a character that only exists in your mind. The nice thing is, sometimes all it takes is a change in perspective to make the world feel brand-new.”
13- “Didn’t you claim to be a night owl?”
14- “Which was interesting, because I had not felt that when I was him.”
15- “You have to escalate the sketch!”
16- “What are you stepping to?”
17- “That’s right, the Burj Khalifa”
18- “What on earth was I doing?”
19- “I’ve recently come to realize I’ve been neglecting one key component of every crucial life event. Feelings”
20- “My teacher was Ukrainian and he had a blue swimsuit.”
21- “I’m over here wiping grandpa’s ass while we’re watching Dragonball Z”
22- “As much as we all love Mel Gibson as a director, he’s not the director of this show. And in this show, I get to decide which religion gets featured.”
23- “You’re a great scene partner”
24- “I burst out laughing at this one and had to rewind to view it again.”
25- “You’re a f*cking disaster my guy”
26- “First off, it’s eels”
27- “I haven’t been to synagogue for years, because it’s so boring.”
28- “I thought I would look cool but due to a small difference in chairs I looked like a fool”
