We listed best NCIS quotes from the show. Here you will find the quotes of many of the characters playing in the series, especially Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Abby Sciuto. You can also use some of these NCIS quotes as wallpaper.
Abby Sciuto : I love saying ‘per se.’ It’s one of those phrases no-one really knows what it means, but you use it anyway, ’cause…Am I off topic again?
Jimmy Palmer : I always say, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your family.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Oh my God, I’m becoming Tony.
Mike Franks : Damn! You got old, Marine!
Officer Ziva David : Tony, your dying words will be, ‘I’ve seen this film’.
Abby Sciuto : Love is never having to read her her Miranda Rights.
Abby Sciuto : ‘You dudes in the Secret Service ever think about throwing yourselves in front of the president’s diet?’
Abby Sciuto : I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence
Abby Sciuto : “You may be smart, but my geek carries a gun!”
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : ‘Go over everything and I mean everything. Above his mattress, below his mattress, inside his mattress. If there is such a thing as a forth mattress dimension, go over that too.’
Anthony DiNozzo : DiNozzo: Big ‘D’, little ‘i’, big ‘N’, little ‘ozzo’.
Jimmy Palmer : You have captured his essence perfectly. His…anger. His intent. Uh, his bloodlust.
Anthony DiNozzo : I was just gonna tussle your hair. Sometimes it makes you smile.
Anthony DiNozzo : ‘What good’s it being an armed Federal Agent, if you can’t drive fast?’
Ducky: Danger, intrigue, a damsel in distress…I’m actually looking forward to it.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No brothers, no uncles, my father passed years ago. I do have three ex-wives, whose names and addresses I will gladly fax on to you. Booh, he hung up.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : ‘What is it with the Germans and the alphabet thing? BMW, BMG, BASF – and they’re all B’s.’
Abby Sciuto : This guy is cleaner than clean, whiter than white. If you put him in a line up with snow, snow is going to jail.
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : One can always tell a woman’s intentions from her panties.
Timothy McGee : I’m dealing with my boat-phobia, Tony’s dealing with his rat-phobia, and Ziva’s dealing with her ghost-phobia
Timothy McGee : Can I take a braincheck?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : If I wanted to knock on doors all day, I would have joined UPS.
Ducky : I tire of saying ‘small horse.’
L.J. Gibbs : Go. Unhydrate
Timothy: After four months in the sub-basement, this is cozy. It’s like march of the Penguins down there.
Tony: I just got done playing furniture mover for this slightly demented old lady, and her pack of yappin hounds!”
Abby Sciuto : Abbycadabra
Ducky Mallard: You find me a liver in that leg, and I’ll estimate you a time of death
Abby Sciuto : I heard that, DiNozzo! Another wiseass comment like that and I will slap you so hard your grandchildren will feel it! You think that’s funny, McGee? Wipe that smile off your face!
Ducky : ‘Do you people find me…boring?’
Ziza David: I will kill you eighteen different ways with this paper clip.
Anthony DiNozzo : Probie, I have a pimple on my left buttox that is a better writer than you.
Tony: I’m going to need you on your knees over here Kate. It’s time to get dirty
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : When you’re a computer geek invading dungeons and fighting ogres, ‘Jethro’ doesn’t cut it.’
Abby Sciuto : In the land of forensic science technology the mass spectrometer is king.
Abby Sciuto : It’s more addictive than pistachios… Well, have you ever just eaten one pistachio?
