1- I should be doing something better with my time.. Like rolling dog terds in cement.
2 -It’s like the only way to beat this game is to cheat! Guess that’s why it’s called “Cheetahmen”
3- “Look at how huge this beast is,it’s ginormous! And why is there a door on it?Is this a video game console,or a fuc*ing closet?”
4- Thank you for listening, good night… The ending sucks too.”
5- “So, when we heard that a Ghostbusters game for Nintendo was coming out, we were so excited, we sh*t our pants! Literally!”
6- “THE MORNING SUN HAS VANQUISHED THE HORRIBLE NIGHT.” How about vanquish this horrible game?”
7- “HOW DO YOU DIE FROM JUST TOUCHING A WALL!?”
8- “You have to sit here and ride the bus, just like in real life. And real life is fuc*ing sucks.”
9- Sega Cd: “Holy shit! This thing is TOTAL FUC*IN’ GAR-BITCH! How would you like it if I conducted the rest of the video like this?”
10- There’s a typo in a Nintendo game, let alone a fuc*ing Double Dragon game, and it’s the first screen!”
11- “And why do you have to die when you fall in the water?That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen”
12- Spider-Man :b”There’s a suicide button in the game!”
13- Big Rigs : So, what are the complains here? This is awesome!”
14- “I’d rather have a fuc*ing buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than subject them to this horrendous garbage.”
15- “This game sucks.”
16- “Even the AC Adapter weighs a million tons.”
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