Discover the top 40 Damon Salvatore quotes that will captivate your heart and leave you wanting more. From witty comebacks to profound insights, these quotes from the beloved character of The Vampire Diaries are sure to inspire and entertain. Dive into the world of Damon Salvatore and experience his charm, complexity, and undeniable charisma.
Vampire Diaries Damon Salvatore quotes
“Humanity’s not all it’s cracked up to be.” – Damon Salvatore

“I like being a living dead person.” – Damon Salvatore
“Vampires can’t procreate. But we love to try.” – Damon Salvatore
“ I’ve been in love. It’s painful, pointless, and overrated.” – Damon Salvatore
“We both know the closest you’ll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.” – Damon Salvatore

“It’s cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.” – Damon Salvatore
“I promised you an eternity of misery, so I’m just keeping my word.” – Damon Salvatore
“We’re in hell. My own person, custom-built hell.” – Damon Salvatore

“Vampires can’t procreate… though we love to try” – Damon Salvatore
“Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.” – Damon Salvatore
“I do not go behind people’s backs and torture them. I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage.” – Damon Salvatore
“We have Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Boyz II Men…Stefan’s.” – Damon Salvatore
“It’s difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.” – Damon Salvatore
“Everything changes tomorrow. It’ll be all unicorns and rainbows.” – Damon Salvatore
“Vampires eat people! It’s part of the natural food period.” – Damon Salvatore

“You brood too much… My actions, they belong to me. I own them” – Damon Salvatore
”Dead vampire is redundant.” – Damon Salvatore
“I like being a living dead person” – Damon Salvatore
“Life sucks. Get a helmet.” – Damon Salvatore

“I’m not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret.” – Damon Salvatore
“Death happens. We come. We go. The sooner she dies, the better. It’s gloomy as hell in here.” – Damon Salvatore
“I’m lost… metaphorically, existentially.” – Damon Salvatore

“I’ve been dead before. I got over it.” – Damon Salvatore
“I need to say it once. You need to hear it. I love you, Elena.” – Damon Salvatore
“Your search for life’s purpose is as obvious as it is tragic.” – Damon Salvatore

“I could kiss you right now you beautiful moron” – Damon Salvatore
“Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you’re a vampire, you don’t have to feel bad about it if you don’t want to.” – Damon Salvatore
“You spent the last century and a half being the poster child for Prozac. Now you want me to believe this new you has nothing to do with human blood.” – Damon Salvatore
“The only one I can count on is… me.” – Damon Salvatore

“If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.” – Damon Salvatore
“I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I’m vengeful.” – Damon Salvatore
“Huh. Looks like mom raised her man crush from the dead…” – Damon Salvatore
“Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn’t have to be.” – Damon Salvatore
“We both know the closest you’ll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.” – Damon Salvatore
“You better start talking or I will kill you in your sleep” – Damon Salvatore
“There’s no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.” – Damon Salvatore

“I have moves you’ve never seen before” – Damon Salvatore
“Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem” – Damon Salvatore
“Whatever desire you have to save me, I kind of need that right now.” – Damon Salvatore