Looking for the best Jackie Chiles quotes from Seinfeld? Look no further! Discover the top 11 quotes from the iconic lawyer, Jackie Chiles, in this hilarious compilation. From his memorable catchphrases to his witty comebacks, these quotes will have you laughing out loud. Get ready to relive the comedic genius of Jackie Chiles as you dive into this collection of his best lines.
Seinfeld – Jackie Chiles Quotes
1- “O’Henry. That’s one of our top selling candybars. It’s got chocolate,
peanuts, nuget. It’s delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!” – Jackie Chiles
2- “This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.” – Jackie Chiles
3- “Your cigarettes company has turned this once fine speciman into a hideous, twisted, freak” – Jackie Chiles
4- “You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn’t tell you to put the balm on. Why’d you put the balm on? You haven’t even been to see the doctor. If you’re gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.” – Jackie Chiles
5- “She flaunting societies conventions” – Jackie Chiles
6- “That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.” – Jackie Chiles
7- “It’s preposterous, egregious, outrageous” – Jackie Chiles
8- “Rugged? The man’s a goblin. He’s only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he’ll be nothing more than a shrunken head.” – Jackie Chiles
9- “Yeah, that’s going to be a problem. It’s gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It’s an infringement on your constitutional rights. It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous.” – Jackie Chiles
10- “I’ve been practicing law for 25 years and your listening to a caddy” – Jackie Chiles
11- “Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak.” – Jackie Chiles
