The Sopranos Corrado ‘Junior’ Soprano Quotes
1- “Anthony is a cunt hair away from owning all of Northern Jersey. And I am that cunt hair.” – Junior Soprano
2- “You can’t blame it all on the Justice Department.” – Junior Soprano
3- “Hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand.” – Junior Soprano
4- “What the hell would we have in common? Bunions? You know how I feel about feet.” – Junior Soprano
5- “That’s what being a boss is. You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it’s smooth. Sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime you find your pleasures where you can.” – Junior Soprano
6- “Federal marshals are so far up my ass I can taste Brylcreem.” – Junior Soprano
7- “Keep thinking you know everything. Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually think they’re leading.” – Junior Soprano
8- “If you can’t get your friends jobs, what’s the purpose of attaining success?” – Junior Soprano
9- “You tell me to take a dump on the Queen Mary, an hour later they’re hosing it down with disinfectant.” – Junior Soprano
10- “I prefer Mr. Soprano.” – Junior Soprano
11- “My father told me, “never get old.” I should have listened to him.” – Junior Soprano
12- “Take it easy. We’re not making a Western, here.” – Junior Soprano
13- “Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they’re leading.” – Junior Soprano
14- “You might run North Jersey, but you don’t run your Uncle Junior. How many f*cking hours did I spend playing catch with you!?” – Junior Soprano
