Looking for the best Knight Rider quotes from the iconic TV series? Look no further! We’ve handpicked the top 25 quotes that capture the essence of this beloved show. From Michael Knight’s witty one-liners to KITT’s memorable phrases, these quotes will transport you back to the thrilling world of Knight Rider.
Knight Rider Tv Show Quotes
Narrator: “Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the powerless, the helpless in a world of criminals who operate above the law.”
Michael Knight: “Football is like buttermilk, KITT; either you like it or you don’t.”
KITT: “There’s no reason for increased volume. I ‘m scanning your interrogatives quite satisfactorily. I am the voice of Knight Industry 2000’s Micro processor, K.I.T.T. for easy reference, KITT if you prefer.”
Michael Knight: “It looks like Darth Vader’s bathroom!”
KITT: “Going through walls isn’t my favorite pastime, but it sure beats socializing with a donkey!”
KITT :”Instead of being a problem ridden prototype, I’m the new improved model.”
Narrator: “Michael Knight, a lone crusader in a dangerous world. The world… of the Knight Rider.”
Michael Knight: “Keep your scanners peeled.”
Michael Knight: “And to our future. No matter who it may take us up against or where.”
Michael Knight: “Gimme all ya got Kit!”
KITT: “Please Michael, I’m the Knight Industries 2000, not a tomato on wheels!”
KITT: “Michael are you sure you want to do that”
KITT:: “don’t touch turbo boost something tells me you shouldn’t turbo boost”
Michael Knight: ‘KITT, keep one thing in mind:I could switch you to a game show.”
KITT: “It appears to be a large… My goodness, large isn’t the word, it’s enormous!”
More Knight Rider Quotes
- “One man can make a difference.”
- “Michael, I find your endless capacity for being surprised by things that are so easily explained, to be a continual source of, well, surprise.”
- “I am the voice of Knight Industries Two Thousand’s microprocessor, K.I.T.T. for easy reference. K.I.T.T. if you prefer.”
- “Michael, I don’t engage in pleasure. I deal in facts.”
- “You don’t have to have sight to have vision.”
- “I’m sorry, Michael. I must have skipped a byte somewhere.”
- “I fail to see the humor in that.”
- “Michael, why is it that people with closed minds always seem to open their mouths?”
- “I think, therefore I am. Descartes.”
- “Don’t worry, Michael. I’m bulletproof. Except for my feelings.”
