1- Rob Norris : If you think I’m going to put time, money and effort into maybe getting into some woman’s pants, you’re crazy.
2- Chris : “I saw my son coming out and it was a f***ing war zone. You see a little troll tobogganing out of your wife’s snatch on a wave of turds.” Read more at: https://inews.co.uk/culture/television/catastrophe-quotes/
3- Chris : You see a little troll tobogganing out of your wife’s snatch on a wave of turds and part of you will hold her responsible.
4- Rob Norris : If I ever do cheat on you, it’s going to be a cash transaction with a guaranteed ejaculation, after which she immediately leaves so I can ponder suicide because of how guilty I feel.
5- Sharon Morris : “If a normal courtship is a dance, then ours is like a heart attack or seizure or something.”
6- Sharon Morris : “I was really touched seeing you go apeshit at someone for me.”
7- Sharon Morris : “Push it back in and cut it out!”
8- Rob Norris : I’m gonna look back on my time with you and remember you as an extraordinarily good smelling woman with a magical ass, and you’re smart, so you can even get away with being less attractive, and you’d still be fairly attractive.
9- Rob Norris : She’s one of these people where, like, everything has gone her way. You know, and she thinks she did it. But, it was luck.
10- Sharon Morris : “I might like someone to shovel a path for me and my baby in the nuclear winter.”
11- Sharon Morris : I’ll remember you as a sturdy love maker with a massive chin, who was kind to waiters and taxi drivers, which suggests you might actually be a good person.
12- Rob Norris : “Even if I wanted to kill you, I wouldn’t kill you. Or have you killed.”
13- Rob Norris : “Let’s go to dinner Friday night. We can go to a nice restaurant, and then go have sex in a park. Does that sound nice?”
14- Rob Norris : Why haven’t I cheated on you? Because… Loads of reasons. I mean, the biggest is you have been pregnant so much, so, not fucking some prostitute is the least I can do when you have been carting around our babies in your body.
