When it comes to wit and humor, look no further than these top 16 Leon Black quotes from the popular TV show “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” Discover hilarious insights and memorable lines from Leon Black, the beloved character portrayed by J.B. Smoove. Laugh out loud with the best quotes from “Curb Your Enthusiasm’s” iconic figure, Leon Black.
Leon Black Quotes
1- “I brings the ruckus to the ladies.” -Leon Black
2- “You god damn right I’m livin large! I just had a croissant filled with mutha fuckin’ champagne!” -Leon Black
3- “Different industries have different risks and growth rates and volatility.” -Leon Black
4- “After my father died, we were pretty much wiped out financially as a family, so I decided to give finance a try.” -Leon Black
5- “Especially in the world today, where science rightfully is so important in terms of technology, innovation, telecom, Internet, fighting diseases, I think it’s equally important that poetry and painting have their share of support.” -Leon Black
6- “Yes it is! I was adopted by some lovely Jews.” -Leon Black
7- “You tellin’ me. Danny Duberstein is good at two things – that’s math and fcking.” -Leon Black
8- “Ass is Ass, Larry.” -Leon Black
9- “Well… Everything I ate tasted like peaches. And I forgot how to multiply. I could subtract, but I couldn’t multiply. If I’m fcking 6 women 3 times a day 7 days a week how many times per week am I fcking? Was it 10? Was it 130? Was it 16? I was tripping out.” -Leon Black
10- “Twisted balls.” -Leon Black
11- “No, No, No-No, You misunderstood, it’s once every thirteen years. You gotta recharge the Mitzva! So the Mitzvas are kinda full. Capacity! At full mitzva capacity!” -Leon Black
12- “You gotta do it, man. You got long balls, Larry. Long balls. You’ve got long-ass balls.” -Leon Black
13- “Oh yeah, three times! The last time was a few months ago in Atlantic City.” -Leon Black
14- “Doc, you’ve seen his balls, right?” -Leon Black
15- “Well what kinda cum was it, first of all?” -Leon Black
16- “Long balls. Change your drawers.” -Leon Black
