1- “I wish the Lord would take me now” – Livia Soprano
2- “Janice, how do you open this Eee-Advil? Oh, neva mind.” – Livia Soprano
3- “These blacks…who knows what they’re gonna take the wrong way?” – Livia Soprano
4- “Oh…your ear, it’s disfigured.” – Livia Soprano
5- “The world is a jungle” – Livia Soprano
6- ” ‘what’s good for the goose’, well…most of you will probably remember that I have an extraordinary visual sense. when I was a child, my mother didn’t let me rest on those laurels. she didn’t flatter me. she believed that wild flowers blossomed best among the rocks. with a little water. she was tough. but she was right. and she’s the reason I make videos today.” – Livia Soprano
7- “water.. water… water! I’m livin next door to Gunga Din!” – Livia Soprano
8- “And if you want my advice Anthony don’t expect happiness” – Livia Soprano
9- “I know your father forbids you coming down here; Well he can go shit in his hat.” – Livia Soprano
10- “Now, stop it. It upsets me.” – Livia Soprano
11- “Just send me to the glue factory” – Livia Soprano
12- ” You’re using mesquite? That makes the pork taste peculiar.” – Livia Soprano
13- “Who ever heard of a Jew riding Horses”? – Livia Soprano
14- “It’s all a big nothing What make you think you’re special” – Livia Soprano
15- “Only if i’m picked up and brought back home. I don’t drive when they’re predicting rain.” – Livia Soprano
16- “Somebody’s gonna wash your mouth out with soap.” – Livia Soprano
17 – “Is it Meadow? She eats like a bird.” – Livia Soprano
