Discover the best 17 Moira Rose quotes from the hit TV show Schitt’s Creek. Immerse yourself in the quirky and hilarious world of Moira Rose with these memorable lines. From her extravagant vocabulary to her dramatic flair, these quotes will have you laughing out loud. Get ready to relive the iconic moments and witty one-liners from one of the most beloved characters on television. Don’t miss out on this collection of Moira Rose’s best quotes that are sure to brighten your day.
Moira Rose Quotes from Schitt’s Creek
“I’d kill for a good coma right now.” – Moira Rose
“Fear not, she hath risen!” – Moira Rose
“The last time I felt this emotionally encumbered, I was playing Lady Macbeth on a Crystal Skies cruise ship during Shakespeare at Sea Week.” – Moira Rose
“Oh, I’d kill for a good coma right now.” – Moira Rose
“When one of us shines, all of us shine.” – Moira Rose
“Alexis, don’t be ridiculous. That’s exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me wary of spending time with you.” – Moira Rose
“Good men always win.” – Moira Rose
“The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.” – Moira Rose
“As much as I would love to contribute to the population growth of this town by way of teen pregnancies, I must decline.” – Moira Rose
“Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.” – Moira Rose
“I’m positively bedeviled with meetings et cetera.” – Moira Rose
“Alexis…something Rose.” – Moira Rose
“What you did was impulsive, capricious and melodramatic but it was also wrong.” – Moira Rose
“David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican!” – Moira Rose
“David, are you a dirty peeping Tom?” – Moira Rose
“It’s probably nothing but I think I’ve killed a man.” – Moira Rose