Discover the best 45 quotes from the cult classic TV show, The Mighty Boosh. Immerse yourself in the absurd and hilarious world of Vince Noir and Howard Moon as they embark on quirky adventures. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or a newcomer, these quotes will tickle your funny bone and transport you to a world of surreal comedy.
The Mighty Boosh Tv Show Quotes
The Hitcher : “Aagh. It hurts. It burns. You’ve liquified me, you slags.”
Tony Harrison : “It’s an outrage. An outrage.”
The Spirit of Jazz: “I’m gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten.”
Bollo : “I got a bad feeling about this “
Howard Moon: “Don’t kill me! I’ve got so much to give!”
Vince Noir: “Goth Juice… The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”
Rudy Van Disarzio: “Better a Priest than a Beast…”
Howard Moon : “Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.”
Tommy Nooka : “Stop. Stop. I am too old. You and your wife must go without me.”
Old Gregg: “Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.”
Saboo: “You know nothing of the crunch!”
Spider Dijon: “Now I’m going to rewind you-like the bitch you are!”
Vince Noir : “You haven’t seen my mate Howard, have you? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? “
Howard Moon: “I don’t accessorize. I’m Howard Moon. There’s a simple truth to me.”
Vince Noir: “I haven’t got anything inside, I’m like a beach ball.”
Vince Noir: “Goth Juice… The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”
The Hitcher: “Aagh! It hurts! It burns! You’ve liquified me, you slags!”
Old Gregg: “Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.”
Vince Noir: “You’re in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare!”
Vince Noir: “The tie’s a multi purpose accessory, y’know, belt, school boy, Rambo.”
Montgomery Flange: “Ah, the Chokes! Chokus-Pocus!”
The Spirit of Jazz: “I’m gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!”
Eleanor: “I’m a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!”
Crack Fox: “I’m gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you”
Howard Moon: “Keep back. I know Wing-Chung.”
Howard: “I’m going to Jazzercise. Working out to hot be-bop. Circuit training to John Coltrane.”
Vince Noir: “Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists…”
Vince Noir: “The tie’s a multi purpose accessory, y’know, belt, school boy, Rambo”
Bollo: “Clothes avalanche!”
Old Gregg: “Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?”
Vince: “I don’t pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!”
Tony Harrison: “Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis inside of you!”
Bob Fossil: “Technically, you’re not a Peeping Tom if it’s one of your relatives.”
Crack Fox: “Imma done a tummy shame”
Mr Susan: “Limbo? Limbo-Bimbo!”
Vince Noir: “Goth Juice… The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.”
Tommy: “There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot.”
Howard: “I don’t accessorize. I’m Howard Moon. There’s a simple truth to me.”
Piper Twin: “Apples and pears and various other fruit.”
Vince: “Imagine that! A poncho-sombrero combo. I’ll be off my tits on happiness.”
Vince: “It’s impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.”
Vince: “You’re in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare.”
Howard: “I’ll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Pain. Order up some violent quiche.”
Old Gregg: “Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.”
Vince Noir: “Soup, soup a tasty. Soup, soup a spicey. Carrot and coriander. Chilli chowder. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. I am Gespatio. Ooo. I am a summer soup. Mmm. Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP!”
