Stranger Things Quotes: Stranger Things is a popular American science fiction horror television series that premiered on Netflix in 2016. It was created by the Duffer Brothers and has gained a significant following for its nostalgic 1980s setting, its homage to classic science fiction and horror films, and its talented ensemble cast.
The story is set in the fictional town of Hawkins, Indiana, during the 1980s. It follows a group of young friends, Mike, Dustin, Lucas, and Will, who embark on a search for their missing friend, Will Byers. During their investigation, they encounter a mysterious girl with psychokinetic abilities, known as Eleven, who has escaped from a secretive government laboratory. The group soon discovers that Will’s disappearance is linked to a parallel dimension called the Upside Down, a dark and dangerous world filled with supernatural creatures.
Stranger Things Quotes
Robin Buckley :” I can’t believe I’m gonna die in a secret Russian base with Steve ‘The Hair’ Harrington.”
Robin Buckley: “We all die my strange little child friend. It’s all a matter of how… and when.”
Billy Hargrove: “Don’t be afraid. It’ll all be over soon. Just try to hold still…”
Billy Hargrove: ” I’ve been waiting to meet this “King Steve”, everybody’s talking so much about!”
Eleven : “You are like Papa!”
Jim Hopper : “After Sara… I saw her too. And I heard her. I didn’t know what was real. And then I figured out that it was in my mind, and I had to pack all that away… otherwise I was gonna fall down a hole, that I couldn’t get out of.”
Jim Hopper : “Bike like this is like a Cadillac to these kids”
Jim Hopper : “Listen, you know what? I liked your alien theory a lot better. And you want my advice? Why don’t you stop bleeding those people dry and go home? All right? Go home!”
Will Byers: “Sometimes the bad guys are smart too”
Alexei : “Tell that stupid man it is not the same in the slightest, and I would like the cherry I requested”
Murray Bauman : “Your priest, your postman, your teacher, the world at large. They won’t believe any of this”
Mike Wheeler: “You want her? You have to kill us first!”
Mike Wheeler: “I’m our paladin, Will’s our cleric, Dustin’s our bard, Lucas is our ranger, and El is our mage.”
Stranger Things SEASON 1- 2- 3 QUOTES
Chief Hopper: “Rule number one: always keep the curtains drawn.”
Jonathan Byers : “It’s just, sometimes… people don’t really say what they’re really thinking. But when you capture the right moment, it says more.”
Mike Wheeler : “I asked if you wanted to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes. It was the best thing I’ve ever done.”
Steve Harrington : “I love you, and I’m sorry. I’m sorry? The hell am I sorry for?”
Chief Hopper: “After school, you all go home. Immediately. That means no biking around looking for your friend, no investigating, no nonsense. This isn’t some Lord of the Rings book.”
Lucas Sinclair : “Oh yeah, this is the monster killer!”
Murray Bauman : “People don’t spend their lives trying to look at what’s behind the curtain. They like the curtain. It provides them stability, comfort, and definition”
Steve Harrington : “I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.”
Nancy Wheeler : “You know, out of all of my brother’s friends, you’re my favorite. You’ve always been my favorite.”
Dustin Henderson : “When I become rich and famous for this one day, don’t come crawling back, saying, oh, my God, Dustin, I’m so sorry for being mean to you back in 8th grade”.
Steve Harrington : “I‘m stealthy, like a ninja.“
Chief Hopper: “Yeah? And I want a date with Bo Derek. We all want things”
Dustin Henderson : “No, Mike, you give me a break! All three of you were being a bunch of little assholes! I was the only reasonable one.”
Will Byers : “I felt this evil like it was looking at me.”
Eleven: “The gate… I opened it. I’m the monster.”
Chief Hopper: “Rule number two: only open the door, if you hear my secret knock”
Dustin : “But this girl’s special, you know. It’s just, like, something about her.”
Will Byers : “It’s like when you have a dream and you can’t remember it unless you think really hard.”
Joyce Byers : “You’re talking about grief. This is different”
Kali : “I just feel whole, like a piece of me was missing, and now, it’s not.”
Chief Hopper: “You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here?…It’s when an owl attacked Eleanor Gillespie’s head because it thought that her hair was a nest”
Mr. Clarke : “Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving”
Stranger Things Funn Quotes
Dr. Owens : “All living organisms develop defense mechanisms against attack. They adapt. They find some way to survive.”
Dustin : “I told you a million times my teeth are coming in. It’s called cleidocranial dysplasia”
Joyce Byers : “This is not a normal family.”
Joyce Byers : “Will wanted me to give him some space, so I’m giving him a few feet.”
Dustin Henderson : “I am on a curiosity voyage and I need my paddles to travel. These books — these books are my paddles. I need my paddles!”
Dustin Henderson : “Our friend has superpowers, and she squeezed your tiny bladder with her mind.”
Dustin Henderson : “Sometimes your total obliviousness just blows my mind”
Lucas Sinclair : “We’re talking about the destruction of our world as we know it”
Chief Hopper: “C-O-M-promise. Compromise? How ’bout that’s your word for the day, yeah? It’s something that’s kinda in-between, something like… half-way happy”
Jim Hopper : “Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”
Bob Newby :“I always thought stuff like this happened in movies and comic books “
Erica: “You can’t spell America without Erica”
Keith : “Acne isn’t a rash, and it isn’t contagious, you prepubescent wastoid!”
Mike Wheeler : “Are you deaf? I thought we were friends, you know? But friends tell each other the truth. And they definitely don’t lie to each other. You made me think that Will was okay; that he was still out there but he wasn’t! He wasn’t. Maybe you thought you were helping but you weren’t. You hurt me, do you understand? What you did sucks.”
Chief Hopper: “You wanna go out in the world?! You better grow up! GROW THE HELL UP!”
Dustin Henderson : “Accident or not, admit it, it was a little awesome.”
Erica: “You know what this half-baked plan of yours sounds like to me? Child endangerment.”
Eleven : “Mouth-breather.”
Max: “There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know.”
Troy : “Who do you think would make more money in a freak show? Midnight, Frogface, or Toothless?”
Max : “Stop stalking me.”
Max Mayfield : “A safe place to what? Be creepy?”
Dustin Henderson : “Sometimes, your total obliviousness”
Eleven: “I saw you. In the rainbow room.”
Dustin Henderson : ” We never would have upset you if we knew you had superpowers”
Hopper: “If you don’t mind, for the sake of your poor old dad, keep the door open three inches.”
Jonathan Byers: “Nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world”
Dustin : “Now that you’re out of high school, which means you’re technically an adult, don’t you think it’s time you move on from primitive constructs such as popularity?”
Jonathan Byers: “Being a freak is the best. I’m a freak”
Stranger Things Captions
Jonathan Byers : “It’s just, sometimes… people don’t really say what they’re really thinking. But when you capture the right moment, it says more.”
Steve: “It’s this stupid hat. I am telling you, it’s totally blowing my best feature”
Mr. Clarke : “Science is neat, but I‘m afraid it‘s not very forgiving.“
Steve Harrington : ” It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner, and when your hair’s damp—it’s not wet, okay? When it’s damp, do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.”
Steve Harrington : “Something’s coming. Something hungry for blood. A shadow grows on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness. It is almost here”
Jonathan Byers : “You shouldn’t like things because people tell you that you’re supposed to.” Murray Bauman People don’t spend their lives trying to get a look at what’s behind the curtain. They like the curtain. It provides them stability, comfort, definition.
Bob Newby : “It’s gonna be okay. Remember: Bob Newby, superhero.”
Joyce : “We have had a very long day. We have been shot at, nearly blown up, walked God knows how many miles in a hundred degree heat, stole a car, all while being chased by this gigantic psychopath, all so we could bring him to you. Because somehow, you’re the closest person who speaks Russian, which I can’t believe. But that doesn’t matter because, unfortunately, we’re here. So, if you don’t mind, put that thing away, stop behaving like a jackass, and ask him what he’s doing that’s making my magnets fall off my damn fridge! Please.”
Dustin: “We can’t stop those Demo-dogs on our own. Demogorgon dogs. Demo-dogs. It’s like a compound. It’s like a play on words, okay.”
Joyce Byers: “Well, I don’t know who’s been raising you, but I’m gonna get you some new crayons because it looks like he’s shooting cabbages.”
Mike: “We’re not even in the game; we’re on the bench”
Dustin : “Sorry, but you ate my cat!”
Dustin : “Lando!”
Mike Wheeler : “I never gave up on you. I called you every night.”
Jonathan Byers: “Listen, don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.”
Eleven : “Friends don’t lie.”
Dr. Owens: “All living organisms develop defense mechanisms against attack. They adapt. They find some way to survive.”
Steve Harrington : “I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.”
Joyce Byers : “Maybe I am a mess. Maybe I’m crazy. Maybe I’m out of my mind! But, God help me, I will keep these lights up until the day I die if I think there’s a chance that Will’s still out there!”
Mike : “We are treating her like some kind of machine when she’s not a machine, and I don’t want her to die looking for the flayed when they’ve obviously vanished off the face of the earth. So can we please just come up with a new plan because I love her and I can’t lose her again.”
Joyce Byers : “I know who you are. I know what you’ve done. You took my boy away from me! You left him in that place to die! You faked his death! We had a funeral. We buried him. And now you’re asking for my help? Go to hell.”
Bob Newby : “I always thought stuff like this happened in movies and comic books.“
Dustin :” Just wait ’til we tell Will that Jennifer Hayes was crying at his funeral.”
Billy Hargrove : “You smell that Mags? That’s actually shit. Cow shit. [I don’t see any cows] Clearly you haven’t met the high school girls.”
Dustin : “Found it! I knew she was hoarding it. I knew it. Always lying, saying she’s out. Bald-faced liar. Mike, I found the chocolate pudding!”
Will Byers : “The demogorgon – it got me. See you tomorrow.”
Sam Owens : “Men of science have made abundant mistakes of every kind”
Dustin Henderson : “An inter-dimensional slug?! Because it’s awesome”
Mike Wheeler: “Eleven… okay. Um, well my name’s Mike, short for Michael. How about we call you ‘El’, short for Eleven?”
Jim Hopper: “Nothing is gonna go back to the way that it was. Not really. But it’ll get better. In time.”
Dustin Henderson : “We never would’ve upset you if we knew you had superpowers.”
Lucas Sinclair: “She helped just enough so she could get what she wants. Food and a bed. She’s like a stray dog.”
Mike Wheeler to Noah Byers : “If we’re both going crazy, then we’ll go crazy together, right?”
Dustin : “Oh, Jesus! I’m in unchartered territory here, guys.”
There’s a lot of typos and things:
-A — after the 2nd quote
-A few spaces before some of the names but not all
-Mike’s country quote is bigger and bolded
-Murray’s quote is inside the same quote as Johnathan’s
-Quotation marks are inconsistant
Other than these quick fixes that would make it look a lot better, this was a great place to find Stranger Things quotes! Have a splendid day full of eggos and D&D.
I love these Stranger Things quotes! They’re so true and so funny!