Milhouse Mussolini Van Houten is a fictional character in the animated television series “The Simpsons,” voiced by Pamela Hayden. He is a ten-year-old boy and Bart Simpson’s best friend.
Milhouse is characterized by his loyalty to Bart, his intelligence, and his generally optimistic but naive outlook. He has a distinctive appearance with oversized glasses, blue hair (matching the hair color of most of his family), and a usually worried expression.
Milhouse Van Houten Quotes
1. “If it’s the blue hair and the schnoz you’re digging, I’ve got plenty more cousins.” – Episode 20, Season 26, ‘Let’s Go Fly A Coot’.
2.”Remember Alf? He’s back… in pog form!” -Episode 4, Season 7, ‘Bart Sells His Soul’.
3.“More for me, marrying a cousin worked out great for my parents.” – Episode 20, Season 26, ‘Let’s Go Fly A Coot’.
4. “Trust me, Bart, it’s better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.” – Episode 8, Season 18, ‘The Haw-Hawed Couple’,
5. “But look! I got some cool pogs. Alf pogs!” – Episode 4, Season 7, ‘Bart Sells His Soul’.
6. “I can’t wait to use your moves on Lisa.” – Episode 12, Season 24, ‘Love Is A Many Splintered Thing’.
7. “Bart, can we go to Banana Republic? There’s a mannequin there I have a crush on.” – Episode 5, Season 18, ‘G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)’.
8. “Hey, Bart. I shaved my head like you told me.” – Episode 4, Season 18, ‘Treehouse Of Horror XVII’.
9. “Oh, my God! I’ve become the world’s oldest baby. Men don’t get their moo-moo from a baa-baa. They get their moo-moo from a big-boy cup!” -Episode 5, Season 19, ‘Treehouse Of Horror XVIII’.
10. “I’m more worried about piranhas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the piranhas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, “Aah! Aah! Aah!”, and that old lady told him it would happen?” -Episode 11, Season 7, ‘Marge Be Not Proud’.
11. “No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!”. -Episode 5, Season 5 , ‘Treehouse Of Horror IV’.
12. “Will there be cavemen in heaven?”– Episode 8, Season 1, ‘The Telltale Head’.
13. “I’m really sorry… I kind of traded your soul to the guy at the comic book store.” – Episode 4, Season 7, ‘Bart Sells His Soul’.
14. “Hey, Bart. I think I have a crush on your new sister.” -Milhouse Van Houten
15. “Bart, look! It’s Principal Skinner. And I think he’s gone crazy he’s not wearing a suit or tie or anything!” -Milhouse Van Houten
16. “It’s a birthday miracle! I can eat lunch for the first time in years!” -Milhouse Van Houten
17. “So, this is what it feels like…when doves cry.”-Milhouse Van Houten
18. “Fine. If you’re so sure about that, why don’t you sell your soul to me?” -Milhouse Van Houten
19. “When Radioactive Man got injected with shrinking serum in issue 234, how come his costume shrinks too?” -Milhouse Van Houten
20. “My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy!” -Milhouse Van Houten
21. “Hey Bart! Lisa’s skateboarding with some cool kids…and she looks like Blossom!” -Milhouse Van Houten
22. “Bart, what are you doing?” -Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse Van Houten Simpsons Quotes
23. “Bart, my mom won’t let me be your friend any more. That’s why you couldn’t come to the party.” -Milhouse Van Houten
24. “Ahem. OK, here’s what we’ve got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner! We’re through the looking glass, here, people.” -Milhouse Van Houten
25. “Lisa, if I don’t make it back, there’s a letter in my locker I want you to read.” -Milhouse Van Houten
26. “My mom doesn’t believe in fabric softener. But she’s not around!” -Milhouse Van Houten
27. “A fat kid with a dream. I can’t compete with that.” -Milhouse Van Houten
28. “But my mom says I’m cool.” -Milhouse Van Houten
29. “So, this is what it feels like…when doves cry.” -Milhouse Van Houten
30. “I don’t know, Bart. I mean, I’m gonna miss you and all, but–” -Milhouse Van Houten
31. “I’m gonna miss you, spit brother.” -Milhouse Van Houten
32. “Doesn’t it say “Die, Bart, Die”?” -Milhouse Van Houten
33. “Did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns?” -Milhouse Van Houten
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