We listed best The Conners Quotes. The Conners is the spin-off project of the Roseanne series, which tells the story of a family struggling with the basic problems of life such as marriage, children, money, relatives.
1- “Do we have to keep talking about death all the time? It just keeps reminding me of grandma.” – Harris
2- “I don’t have a cellphone. They kill bees.” – Blue
3- “Who’s offended by a ninja costume? I’ve lived in Lanford my whole life and I have yet to run into a ninja.” – Dan
4- “Chinese kids are building robots and our kids are confused by what cows do.” -Jackie
5- “I’m poor. Back when poor was funny.” – Darlene
6- “Everybody wants me out of their life until they have to move back into my house which I thank God I have to give you but this family, we’re not blessed with the best of luck and I’m running out of nets to save you.” – Dan
7- “Families fight all the time but they always come together for the holidays so they can fight in person.”– Dan
8- “Dammit! I should have known my Mom wouldn’t keep up the property. Even as a parent she was a slum lord.” – Jackie
9- “If we’re going to watch this game can’t we at least get a new TV. There are so many broken pixels it’s like watching through a chain-link fence.”– Harris
10- “You look great. Just be calm and be yourself. If you have to choose one, then be calm.” – Becky
11- “Nobody learns from their successes. You only learn from failure so when you pull yourself out of this dark pit of despair you’re going to be so much smarter. I mean if, because some people don’t make it.”–Jackie
12- “Ben, the kids love and respect you which proves that you know nothing about parenting.” –Darlene
13- “This lack of communication does not bode well for our fake marriage.”– Becky
14- “This is your first fight with a teenager. It’s kind of like stepping on a cobra and then trying to give it a hug to say you’re sorry.”– Dan
15- “I’ve fought my battles. It’s taken a long journey to get this freakin’ happy and it’s not worth going back.” – Robin
16- “I know it sucks but poor people can’t afford to quit their jobs to make things better.”–Darlene
17- “He isn’t a psychopath, he’s rich!”–Jackie
18- “Successful people like being around failures. Think about how you feel being around DJ.”–Darlene
19- “I will see you before midnight. That’s when my magic carriage turns into a pickup with expired tags.” – Becky
20- “You know, at rehab they said, “Let go and let God,” and all I had to do was let you make a fool of yourself on Jeopardy!” –Becky
