We listed best Maura Isles quotes from Rizzoli and Isles tv show.
1- “Downstairs only. I will poke you in your scar tissue if you even touch the up arrow.” – Maura Isles
2- “Don’t be mean because your mattress is still on top of your car.” – Maura Isles
3- “Marmalade is the new black.” – Maura Isles
4- “I just think it’s fun to play fantasy wedding, don’t you?” – Maura Isles
5- “A stomach’s contents are like somebody’s grocery bag. They’re so revealing. It’s my favorite part.” – Maura Isles
6- “What a shame to get married in a polyester blend.” – Maura Isles
7- “Grab their crotches. It’s a sign of aggression.” – Maura Isles
8- “I’m going to make you eat something green tonight.” – Maura Isles
9- “Those boots are fashion homicide.” – Maura Isles
10- “I always wanted a mother like you.” – Maura Isles
11- “Your dress is a real booty call magnet. I got hit on twice, by women.” – Maura Isles
12- “He disappears for three months and now I’m suppose to just drop everything to be a groupie at his book signing?” – Maura Isles
13- “I hate it more when you undress and drive.” – Maura Isles
14- “Even you look a little chunky in a flak jacket.” – Maura Isles
15- “Eighteenth century beer sucks.” – Maura Isles
16- “It is so clean in here you could eat off the tables.” – Maura Isles
17- “I’d love bunny pancakes.” – Maura Isles
18- “On average police officers only live two to five years after retirement.” – Maura Isles
19- “Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest…” – Maura Isles
20- “Quiet the chatter in the monkey mind.” – Maura Isles
21- “You’re holding me hostage. You think you have any right to ask me personal questions.” – Maura Isles
22- “Where would Luke Skywalker be without Yoda?” – Maura Isles
23- “Well, it’s a rather unfortunate coincidence that I found a balloon full of teeth today but this is completely different.” – Maura Isles
24- “He has remarkable musculature. He must not eat his cakes.” – Maura Isles
25- “Studies show that men with great earnings potential are still the most desirable mates.” – Maura Isles
26- “You also said that conceiving me was the biggest mistake of your life.” – Maura Isles
27- “He’s a remarkable sous chef.” – Maura Isles
28- “Looking for the oblivion of sleep.” – Maura Isles
29- “The Anglican church made women cover their heads.” – Maura Isles
30- “Society is slow to change even though 53% of women are the main bread winners in their household.” – Maura Isles
31- “You’re not even ready for the commitment of calling him by his first name.” – Maura Isles
32- “There’s a potential biological hazard in the baptismal font.” – Maura Isles
33- “If Paddy wanted Dean dead, he’d be dead.” – Maura Isles
34- “It wouldn’t hurt you to be charitable.” – Maura Isles
35- “At least I don’t play judge and jury and kill people.” – Maura Isles
36- “I have processed hundreds of suspects but I never truly understood how humiliating this is.” – Maura Isles
37- “This microphone doesn’t make me look like I have three breasts does it?” – Maura Isles
38- “Everything I can before Popov shows up pickled.” – Maura Isles
39- “You do not guess, leap to concussion, speculate, theorize, wonder or tell me about your gut. Am I clear?” – Maura Isles
40- “Go back 37 years and sleep with a different man.” – Maura Isles
41- “What a powerful piece of street art.” – Maura Isles
42- “You made a bargain with the devil and it has come due.” – Maura Isles
43- “I hate working on live people. What if I kill him again?” – Maura Isles
44- “You’re a very good detective and a very good person, once you’ve had your coffee.” – Maura Isles
45- “The truth is easier than what she’s imagining.” – Maura Isles
46- “Raphael’s even sexier half naked.” – Maura Isles
47- “Why was the word flamboyant on a second grade spelling test at a Catholic school.” – Maura Isles
48- “That’s a cruel irony. Drivers Ed teacher dies in a hit and run.” – Maura Isles
49- “May I have one of your hairs with the root ball attached, please?” – Maura Isles
50- “You presented a unique challenge to someone like Charles Hoyt.” – Maura Isles
51- “What are we going to wear? I have never been a high class hooker before.” – Maura Isles
52- “It is nothing to be ashamed of. Most women experience a sexual rush around bad boys.” – Maura Isles
53- “Why can’t we dress like call girls? They look so cute.” – Maura Isles
54- “You can’t have caffeinated beverages this late in the day, Jane.” – Maura Isles
55- “Most of the time, I believe the truth helps the people who love these victims.” – Maura Isles
56- “I’ll never not be Paddy Doyle’s daughter.” – Maura Isles
57- “Do you want the bad news or the bad news?” – Maura Isles
58- “Fulfilling your dreams requires a lot of hard choices.” – Maura Isles
59- “Okay, nothing really rhymes with FBI.” – Maura Isles
60- “Can I mention that diamond you’re wearing or do I ignore it?” – Maura Isles
61- “I will I told you so as long as I’m right.” – Maura Isles
62- “Why would I squeal over a colorless crystalline form of purr carbon?” – Maura Isles
63- “I am trusting but I am not stupid.” – Maura Isles
64- “Don’t think negative thoughts. Your body will experience something that isn’t even happening.” – Maura Isles
65- “It looks like low-grade cheap rubber.” – Maura Isles
66- “You’re like a brother to me, with really soft lips.” – Maura Isles
67- “For most parents, I think there is a significant degree of denial that has to be overcome as well as the guilt over having a child be such a person. I can’t imagine.” – Maura Isles
68- “Don’t let her use the Latin on you.” – Maura Isles
69- “I don’t know what it is you think I said, but I am fairly certain there’s been a miscommunication.” – Maura Isles
70- “French women don’t shave their underarms.” – Maura Isles
71- “I don’t have to speculate. I have science.” – Maura Isles
72- “The guy who said that he really wanted my body, he meant it literally because he was a serial killer who made sculptures out of dead women’s bodies.” – Maura Isles
73- “I don’t know how to talk to you. I haven’t since you were 14.” – Maura Isles
74- “That person isn’t going to be any less dead if I wait just for a little bit.” – Maura Isles
75- “I missed you too, for so long. And then I got over it.” – Maura Isles
76- “This is usually when Jane says get to the point before she’s overcome with the urge to strangle me with her bare hands.” – Maura Isles
77- “That dress is perfect. Sophisticated with just a touch of VA-VOOM.” – Maura Isles
78- “Do you doubt my ability to make forensics fun?” – Maura Isles
79- “I don’t have time to be sick anyway. I have so much to do and a writing assignment on top of it.” – Maura Isles
80- “These emoticons don’t deserve to be used in such disturbing ways.” – Maura Isles
81- “Why is it when you can’t use the ladies room, all you want to do is use the ladies’ room?” – Maura Isles
82- “Look, you’re not the only one this is happening to. I want to find the name as much as you do. So think of me as just another cactus on your ledge.” – Maura Isles
83- “A couple of weeks ago I was abducted. Chloroformed. My hands were bound. He hit me. We think the woman who was behind it was the same one who killed your friend.” – Maura Isles
84- “It’s not the surgery that scares me. I guess I’m just afraid of what will happen if it doesn’t work.” – Maura Isles
85- “I find your interest in this a bit grotesque.” – Maura Isles
86- “It’s hard to worry about our loved ones. We always want to protect them.” – Maura Isles
87- “I know empirically that there’s nothing I can do, but I can’t stop feeling responsible.” – Maura Isles
88- “You know in homicide, the stakes are high, but not like this.” – Maura Isles
89- “How many more of these experiences are we going to have?” – Maura Isles
90- “This adventure has made me more alive and you have been the big family I never had and you’ve brought so much joy and laughter into my life, and for this I will be forever grateful.” – Maura Isles
