1- “I think all marriages are a human rights violation.” – Owen
2- “My hair is like a beaver pelt!” – Owen
3- “You won the game, but I think we both know who’s winning here.” – Owen
4- “Romeo and Juliet were 15 year old kids who knew each other for 3 days and then killed themselves after Juliet took a roofie from a priest.” – Owen
5- “I’d rather live in your reality in my reality.” – Owen
6- “It wasn’t just a peck on the cheek, they were going at it like a soldier returning home to his wife… in a porno.” – Owen
7- “I didn’t become a judge so I could back down from a threat.” – Owen
8- “Yes, with less nudity and more paperwork.” – Owen
9- “At my jilted fiances support group.” – Owen
10- “When you surprise yourself, I saw celebrate the moment, don’t punish yourself for it.” – Owen
11- “In my experience the people who appear least likely to cheat are the ones you gotta watch out for.” – Owen
12- “”But”. Funny thing about the word “but”: when “but” follows an apology, it means you’re not really sorry, you’re just defending your actions. So your non-apology is not accepted. No “if”s, “and”s or “but”s.” – Owen
13- “If someone has a moral center Jane, they don’t just get caught up in the moment.” – Owen
14- “Mostly neurosis and sluggish thyroids, evil I don’t recall.” – Owen
15- “Don’t look at me with those eyes, you know it throws me off.” – Owen
16- “He was pale, disheveled, exhausted. I don’t think he’d slept. If you ask me, it looked like he’d seen a ghost.” – Owen
17- “Jane, even though I know we’re not a couple, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like working together, seeing you everyday.” – Owen
18- “I know you and the intensity of your belief made me think twice.” – Owen
