Schmigadoon! Quotes: Schmigadoon! is an American musical comedy television series created by Cinco Paul and Ken Daurio, with all songs written by Paul, who also serves as showrunner. The Apple TV+ series premiered July 16, 2021, starring an ensemble cast led by Cecily Strong and Keegan-Michael Key.
The series has been praised for its humor, music, and performances. It has also been nominated for several awards, including the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics.
Schmigadoon! Tv Series Quotes
1- “Oh, women were so underwritten in early musicals.” – Melissa
2- “Go have fun with your teenage cliche” . -Melissa
3- “How are you finding your rooms at the Inn? I always use a long piece of string tied to the doorknob.” – Florence
4- “People don’t just burst into song in real life.” – Josh
5- “We’re smart. We found our way out of IKEA. We’ll find a way out of here.” – Melissa
6- “What, so one kick and, apparently, MAGIC?” – Melissa
7- “I didn’t know about this until ten seconds ago but now it’s my only dream.” – Schmigadoon Woman
8- “It is important to me that we can hate things together.” – Melissa
9- “As long as they have a functioning toilet, I’m in.” -Melissa
10- “That’s all the musicals!”
Schmigadoon Season 2 Quotes
11- “I got my BA from BU, my LLD from NYU and and my L-E-G-S from G-O-D.” -Bobbie Flanagan
12- “Confession, I’m not much of a dancer. In theatre camp, I was more of a double threat.” -Melissa
13- “We need a case that’s all about flim-flam, flap-doodle, and pizzazz!” -Bobbie Flanagan
14- “At one point, a lot of musicals had narrators, you know, like, instead of a story.” -Melissa
15- “There’s very little I can’t do, besides bore people or look bad in literally any kind of suit.” -Bobbie Flanagan
16- “Flowers don’t wear pants, so why should we?” -Topher
17- “The world is crawling with the maggots of humanity’s failure. No light can shine through the layers of evil. Weather’s pretty good.” -Bobbie Flanagan
18- “You’re like a sour macaroon.” -Topher
19- “God made them meat. I’m just making them into sausage.” -Dooley Blight
20- “The road you’re on is paved with gold, but who knows where it leads?” -Narrator
21- “Believe me, there’s no honor in honorable mention, but I’ve made it an art.” -Melissa
22- “The magic wore off. Magic always does.”-Narrator
23- “Happy endings don’t exist
But here’s a pearl you may have missed
Every day can be a happy beginning.” -Oscar & Stephen
