We listed best Sean McNamara Quotes from Nip Tuck tv series.
1- “You’re a remarkable person, Jules. Every time I look at you in there, so capable, strong, not afraid of any of it. You’d have made a much better doctor than I am. I always thought I was the one who could handle anything. Who wasn’t afraid to get his hands dirty, could deal with all the shit that’s just part of life. I never wanted to know about Matt because I couldn’t live with the truth. I never asked about you and Christian. I couldn’t deal with all the questions I’d have to ask about us.” – Sean McNamara
2- “Your genes are as responsible for that as are my work habits.” – Sean McNamara
3- “What’s the big deal? What part of you being or having an asshole could shock me?” – Sean McNamara
4- “You’re just a goddamn Mother Teresa, Christian.” – Sean McNamara
5- “Wake up, Christian! Our coddling and laissez-faire attitude led him to getting pissed on by a bunch of transexuals!” – Sean McNamara
6- “Fame isn’t love, Christian. Getting it isn’t going to fill up some hole you’ve had inside you since you were a kid.” – Sean McNamara
7- “To our profession. The only field of medicine dedicated to both the fixing of what isn’t broken and rebuilding of the unrepairable.” – Sean McNamara
8- “I’m having a little fling with somebody on the show, an actress.” – Sean McNamara
9- “They should just be honest and rename the show “Shit”.” – Sean McNamara
10- “I knew you didn’t screw her over the desk!” – Sean McNamara
11- “There’s a reason I’m a plastic surgeon. If something’s ugly, I fix it. What’s imperfect, I make perfect, wipe away the mess, make it all nice. I couldn’t do what these guys do. Life and death. Losing more than you save and moving on to the next, just one after the other.” – Sean McNamara
12- “Unless, of course, the patient’s name is Blu Mondae, in which case the free surgery follows an orgasm.” – Sean McNamara
13- “That’s what families are for-breaking our hearts.” – Sean McNamara
14- “There is no statute of limitation for being a back-stabbing asshole.” – Sean McNamara
15- “Sounds like living the dream has its price.” – Sean McNamara
16- “I assure you, Erica, any desire I have to harm you is entirely conscious.” – Sean McNamara
17- “My god, when was the last time we went to bed and you didn’t hate me?” – Sean McNamara
18- “Just say it; you’re thinking she wouldn’t be a lesbian if she’d been married to you. That I must be such a lousy lay that my wife went from dwarf humping to carpet munching.” – Sean McNamara
119- “I want to be of service. I left my practice, my wife, my son and daughter. I always thought I’d die without them but I didn’t. I’m alive. Alive with nothing to live for.” – Sean McNamara
20- “Jesus, does anyone in this town not have plastic surgery?” – Sean McNamara
21- “It’s not the past I’m worried about, Christian, it’s your future. Liars don’t just pick a day to stop lying. And if you lay down with dogs, you’re gonna wake up with fleas.” – Sean McNamara
22- “It’s been 2 months without even a botox shot, Christian. So far, the only thing I have to show for opening a new practice in Los Angeles is a better hook shot.” – Sean McNamara
23- “Christian, this is classic body dysmorphic disorder. Look at yourself at the mirror, you are a model of physical perfection.” – Sean McNamara
24- “Well, we’re screwed. We can’t get a celebrity til we’ve operated on a celebrity!” – Sean McNamara
25- “I know you’ve slept with some strange types, Christian, but a 50-year-old school principal?” – Sean McNamara
26- “Me? It is you that he’s trying to screw!” – Sean McNamara
27- “Here is the new world order, Christian. You keep Matt informed on how to minimize orange streaks at spray-on tanning salons, and I’m in charge of all matters concerning his education.” – Sean McNamara
28- “Call me old fashioned, but I like a girl with a few flaws and a brain.” – Sean McNamara
29- “I’m not doing anything to my son’s penis or my wife’s breasts. I don’t want my family infected by what we do here.” – Sean McNamara
30- “Burning sage supposedly cleanses the environment of bad events, bad memories. Like a divorce. Or if someone was shot in the head in the living room, that sort of thing.” – Sean McNamara
31- “What we do is let people externalize the hatred they feel about themselves.” – Sean McNamara
32- “So interesting when the hooker becomes the pimp.” – Sean McNamara
33- “Here’s something that slipped through the crack. Some guy’s cock in your boyfriend’s ass!” – Sean McNamara
34- “Do you realize, between the two of us, that we’ve almost ruined a marriage and a business by sleeping with the wrong women this month?” – Sean McNamara
35- “If I can’t offer him naked Victoria’s Secret models and a case of Cristal, I’m a persona non grata on a Friday night.” – Sean McNamara
36- “Remember, We’re treating a patient here, not just a vagina.” – Sean McNamara
37- “Right, we had to do a graft using skin from her vagina. The only problem was, her husband didn’t like oral sex, so she couldn’t let him know where the skin came from.” – Sean McNamara
