We listed best Cougar Town quotes : Bill Lawrence, who wrote the Scrubs, is the creator of the Cougar Town series, starring Courtney Cox, whom we know from the Friends series.
- “I love Valentine’s day. I don’t care if I get flowers or deer skin.” – Jules
- “My life is Groundhog Day.” – Grayson Ellis
- “When it comes to love I’m a street rapping poet yo.” – Jules
- “You know putting golf cart keys on a Ferrari keychain doesn’t make it a Ferrari?” – Travis Cobb
- “There is no greater tragedy than outliving your own wine glass.” – Ellie Torres
- “Never judge a book by its front parts.” – Laurine Keller
- “I just love our girl time.” – Jules
- “Wrong Balls is trending on Twitter. It’s above Bieber.” – Laurine Keller
- “Shirt down, then hey Trav.” – Travis Cobb
- “When women get older, it’s icky. When men get older, it’s adorable. It’s my favorite double standard.” – Grayson Ellis
- “Drinking out of a third place trophy makes you feel like a winner.” – Jules
- “I’m only an okay storm; I’m not a perfect storm.” – Ellie Torres
- “I feel like people respect my ideas more when they think they came out of magazines.” – Laurine Keller
- “Dear Lord. You know I don’t bother you unless it’s important. Except for that time I asked you to speed up my bangs.” – Jules
- “Drinking keeps women skinny!” – Jules
- “To me people are just bags of skin that slow down my day.” – Ellie Torres
- “Don’t hate the player, hate the game, yo!” – Ellie Torres
- “Admittedly, Game of Thrones gives me a giant nerdgasm, but I gotta warn you guys it’s a little racy.” – Travis Cobb
- “I say we act like men and bury it under a mountain of denial so deep that no one can make us believe it actually happened.” – Grayson Ellis
- “I have a rule that every kiss should last three seconds – it’s what the Obama’s do.” – Laurine Keller
- “When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it’s always: “Way to go, Tiger!”” – Jules
- “Do you know who else mates for life? Termites.” – Laurie Keller
- “Having a baby in your forties is exhausting, and people will judge you if you keep a sippy cup full of wine in the stroller so you can pound grape.” – Ellie Torres
