We listed best Kevin Can F**k Himself tv show quotes – Allison McRoberts, a homemaker, begins to take control of her life by crossing her own limits.

It’s about a woman who wasted the last 10 years of her life on this terrible marriage, and she has this brilliant plan. She keeps playing perfect housewife. But in the meantime, she decides to kill her husband.


- “Life’s not like TV. On TV, things happen for a reason.” – Allison
- “If I’m not a perfect wife, he’s not a perfect husband.” – Allison
- “This isn’t a real neighborhood; it’s a TV show.” – Allison
- “Sometimes, it’s hard to know what’s real and what’s, you know, TV.” – Patty
- “I want to live in a place that’s not a sitcom fantasy.” – Allison
- “I don’t want to be the crazy lady who murders her husband, Allison. You should know that about me.” – Patty
- “You deserve everything you have coming to you.” – Kevin
- “Everything is a joke until it’s about you.” – Allison
- “I’m not invisible, I’m just not interesting to you.” – Allison
- “Why does it always have to be so hard with you?” – Allison
