Beavis and Butthead Quotes: Hello Beavis and Butthead fans we listed best Beavis and Butthead quotes from the show
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Beavis and Butthead Quotes
1- “Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it’’ll turn inside –out and come out of your mouth” -Beavis and Butt head.
2- “Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?” -Beavis
3- “If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone?” -Beavis.
4- “We’re never gonna score! We’ll get cars and like, we’ll get jobs, and we’ll have to like, mow lawns and scrub the grill, but we’re never gonna score ever! It’s gonna suck!” -Beavis
5- “Beavis, why and the hell do you wanna kiss your ass?”-Beavis
6- “Man I tell what, I felt like a one-legged cat try ’in to burry turds on a frozen pond out there.” -Tom.
7- “If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn’t come back, you’re a dumbass.” –Butthead
8- “Beavis, your balls are filthy. Take them to the ball washer immediately.”-Butthead.
9- “Beavis, your balls are filthy. Take them to the ball washer immediately.” -Butthead
10- “We’re never gonna score! We’ll get cars and like, we’ll get jobs, and we’ll have to like, mow lawns and scrub the grill, but we’re never gonna score ever! It’s gonna suck!” -Beavis.
11- “Nachos rule!!” -Beavis and Butthead
12- “Thinking sucks” -Beavis “Work sucks, let’s go break something” –Butthead.
13- “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole” –Beavis.
14- “Say one more bad thing about Metallica and I’ll kick your ass! ” – Beavis to Butthead
15- “Hey Butt-head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance?” – Beavis.
16- “Y’know, like, this band sucks. But it’s like, they suck like, in new ways, y’know. Like, they suck in ways we haven’t, like, seen stuff suck before,” -Butt-head.
17- “Come to Butthead”-Butthead
18- “These dudes are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes” -Butthead About a KISS video
19- “Hey Butt-head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance?”– Beavis
20- “Settle down Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something.” – Butthead
