Dr. John A. Zoidberg, commonly known as Zoidberg, is a character from the animated television series “Futurama,” created by Matt Groening and David X. Cohen.
Zoidberg is an alien who hails from the planet Decapod 10 and is of the Decapodian species, resembling something of a cross between a lobster and a crab. He serves as the staff doctor for Planet Express, the intergalactic delivery service where many of the show’s main characters work.
Despite being a doctor, Zoidberg is comically portrayed as having little understanding of human physiology and often gives terrible medical advice. His ineptitude as a doctor is a running joke throughout the series. Along with his questionable medical skills, Zoidberg is often portrayed as being socially awkward, extremely poor, and not well-respected or liked by his peers, although he remains blissfully unaware of how others perceive him.
Zoidberg Quotes
1. “Help! A guinea pig tricked me!” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
2. “Fry: Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here.
Dr. Zoidberg: Also Zoidberg.” – ‘Futurama’.
3. “Don’t be so hard on yourself, Fry. You lost the woman of your dreams but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
4. “Professor: “We’re in the heart, better known as the love muscle.
Zoidberg: Where the food is digested.” -‘Futurama’.
5. “Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
6. “Hooray, I am helping.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
7. “Hooray, people are paying attention to me.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
8. “I don’t like the looks of this doctor. I bet I’ve lost more patients than he’s cured.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
9. “They’re tastier than an unguarded penguin nest…” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
10. “Don’t look into it, but I’m a respected internal medicine doctor.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
11. “It’s toe-tappingly tragic!” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
12. “Zoidberg: You don’t understand, he was the only one who cared enough to insult me! I’ll never see Hermes again!
Hermes: On the bright side, I’ll never see Zoidberg again.” -‘Futurama
13. “Bender: Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you’ll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.
Zoidberg: Still, to have your own pool!” – ‘Futurama’.
14. “Zoidberg: There you are, good as new; except for your dorsal fin, I’m afraid I couldn’t find it after the crash.
Fry: Can I live without it?
Zoidberg: If you call that living.” – ‘Futurama’.
15. “I’m swelling with patriotic mucus.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
16. “By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
17. “You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
18. “Zoidberg: A lonely weekend in my dumpster with a jar of pennies and tears.
Amy: Sounds good. See you Monday!” – ‘Futurama’.
19. “Dr. Zoidberg: Is bread free?
Waiter: Yeah.
Dr. Zoidberg: We’ll split an order.” – ‘Futurama’.
20. “My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The next clue came three hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the murdered body of Amy’s dead, deceased corpse.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
21. “Your music is bad and you should feel bad.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
22. “Two oil changes for the price of one! Now if I could afford the one, and the car.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
23. “Dr. Zoidberg: Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me, disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
Fry: Fatal.
Dr. Zoidberg: [To Bender] Large bet on myself in round one.” – ‘Futurama’.
24. “Fry: Uh… is there a human doctor around?
Dr. Zoidberg: Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say ‘brglgrglgrrr’!” – ‘Futurama’.
25. “I wasn’t wearing it. I was eating it.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
26. “Instead of ‘claus’ he writes ‘claws’. Now that’s humorous! Today’s comedians could learn from this card.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
27. “I wonder what the shroud of turin tastes like.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
28. “Fry: Uh… brglgrglgrglgrrr!
Dr. Zoidberg: What? My mother was a saint, get out!”-‘Futurama’.
29. “Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
30. “If rich people think it’s good, I’ll buy it. One art, please!” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
31. “Fry: I thought you knew how to navigate!
Zoidberg: Stop yelling at me!” -‘Futurama’.
32. “Zoidberg: If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go finish those potato chips Amy had yesterday.
Amy: Those were toe-nail clippings!
Zoidberg: A feast is a feast.” -‘Futurama’.
33. “Woop, Woop, Woop!” –Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
34. “I’m sorry, Fry, but anchovies went extinct in the 2200s.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
35. “Yes, fellow patriots, I ate your flag. And I did it with pride.” -Dr. Zoidberg, ‘Futurama’.
