Dee Reynolds Quotes: Dee Reynolds (Sweet Dee), brilliantly portrayed by Kaitlin Olson, is an integral part of the dynamic ensemble in “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” While the other members of ‘The Gang’ often subject Dee to ridicule, her resilience, humor, and complexity offer a unique charm to the sitcom. Let’s explore the character of Dee Reynolds through her own words, with 25 of her most memorable quotes.
Dee Reynolds Quotes
- “I feel like you just don’t get us, man.”
- “I will eat your babies, b*tch!”
- “I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I could even add you to my collection!”
- “I’m Sweet Dee and the joke’s on me.”
- “Oh, I’m sorry. Well, I could put the trash into a landfill where it’s going to stay for millions of years, or I could burn it up, get a nice smoky smell in here and let that smoke go into the sky where it turns into stars.”
- “I am not a failure!”
- “If I had a gun with me, I’d be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.”
- “I am going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces.”
- “Oh great, the Reynolds sisters. A bulimic and a giant whore. That’s fantastic.”
- “Tell me it’s good. Tell me I’m good. Tell me I’m good. Tell me that was good. Tell me I’m good.”
- “Shut up, bird!”
- “I will eat your babies, b*tch!”
- “You know what else is sexy? Safety.”
- “If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn’t I get blown?”
- “You’re not going to control me with a bunch of stupid rules.”
- “Oh, don’t you dare lump me in with you, you horrific dumpster people.”
- “I do not like to be told what to do unless I’m naked.”
- “I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.”
- “I feel too much! I feel everything! I’m a feeler!”
- “B*tches, leave!”
- “I’ve had orgasms! I’ve had tons of orgasms. I’ve had one with your mom, dude!”
- “I’ll just regress, because I feel I’ve made myself perfectly redundant.”
- “Just once, I would like to be included in the decision-making process.”
- “I’m not gonna be buried in a grave. When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.”
- “I am a LEGEND!”
