“2 Broke Girls” is an American television sitcom that aired from 2011 to 2017. The show follows the lives of two young women, Max Black and Caroline Channing, who work in a Brooklyn diner while trying to save money to start their own cupcake business. The series combines humor, friendship, and the pursuit of dreams as the two characters navigate the challenges of being broke in New York City.
Discover the funniest and most memorable quotes from the hit TV show 2 Broke Girls
2 Broke Girls Quotes
1- “Hey, when you get a second, stop staring at my boobs.” -Max
2- “That girl is working harder than Stephen Hawking putting on a pair of cufflinks.” -Earl
3- “These shades belong down! From now on think of me as a vampire, without all the annoying marketing.” -Max
4- “I do not light up. What you’re seeing is probbably radiation from the summer I collected uranium tubes by the railroad tracks.” -Max
5- “You can’t give hipsters a microphone, that’s like throwing gasoline on a pretentious fire!” -Max
6- “I don’t think life likes to be grabbed by the balls” -Max
7- “This can’t be about my drinking. I don’t have the money to be a real alcoholic.” -Max
8- “Relax, the bed will be done by the end of the day. Cause I’ve decided to do what cute girls have been doing for centuries. I asked a guy for help.” -Caroline
9- “Trust me, you could use a little salsa in your white rice.” -Max
10- “Omg a hoarder hoarding another hoarder?? Happy birthday to me!” -Max
11- “When you fake smile, everybody else fake smiles back.” -Han
12- “Fifty dollars for a hamburger? For that much money, it should eat me first.” -Oleg
13- “Yea that’s snow when you’re rich! The only snow angels you’ll see this year, are the six crack addicts frozen to our stoop.” -Max
14- “Seeing you in your natural habitat is so disturbing.” -Max
15- “Look at me gingerbread! If anything happens to him, I will staple your nutsack to that chair!” -Max
16- “Roses from a man. I think I’m getting it. Is it wrong that I kind of want to sleep with your dad right now?” -Max
17- “I was not talking hot. I was apologizing. She’s still angry I left home. She thinks I’m freewheeling American who takes drugs and has intercourse with dirty Kardashians.” -Han
18- “This is not like me, the only thing I’ve ever lost is my virginity.” -Caroline
19- “Steampunk! I remember that fad, it lasted for about 10 minutes back in two-thousand-and-are you kidding me?” -Max
20- “Just because there is snow on the roof, doesn’t mean there is not swing in the sling” -Earl
21- “Don’t exhale on me; your breath is like you went down on a brussel sprout.” -Max
22- “The Pill’s like 50 bucks a month, that’s more than it costs to raise a damn baby.” -Max
23- “Rest in pee, Caroline.” -Max
24- “Me in those pearls is like a monkey in baby clothes. Just plain wrong.” -Max
25- “The only thing harder than building a business is finding love.” -Caroline
26- “My high was finding a barrette in the bathroom and my low was imagining my life without it.” -Caroline
27- “Max is right. There are two things in life you cannot lose, a rent-controlled apartment and bladder control.” -Earl
28- “All this money and I didn’t do anything. I’m one mustache away from being a Kardashian.” -Earl
