Looking for the best Chanel Oberlin quotes? Look no further! Explore a collection of witty, sassy, and iconic quotes from Chanel Oberlin, the popular character from the TV show “Scream Queens.” From hilarious one-liners to fierce comebacks, these quotes are sure to make you laugh and inspire your inner mean girl. Get ready to indulge in the world of Chanel Oberlin with these unforgettable quotes that will leave you wanting more.
Chanel Oberlin Quotes (Emma Roberts)
1- “Any guy swiping right on you is a miracle. So go. Go meet this blind man and when I’m done apologising to Melanie, I’m gonna call Pope Francis, because we now have proof of God’s existence in this universe.”
2- “I’m a changed woman. I get now that other people have feelings.”
3- “Gravity killed Hester. I just gave her a little push.”
4- “Your leathery excuse for a mother looks like an ostrich hide clutch from last season that somehow learned to talk.”
5- “If you’re going to get attacked, please attempt to get attacked in a fresh, exciting way.”
6- “Maybe, but I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.”
7- “You don’t get STDs from blood oaths, you get STDs from dirty toilet seats and drinking the water in Mexico.”
8- “Congratulations! If you’re reading this it means you’ve overcome the limitations of your tiny manatee brains and opened an email.”
9- “What fresh Hell is this?”
10- “Good evening idiot hookers.”
11- “Congratulations, stupid hippos.”
12- “Kaizi is my Asian. He’s not in this class, he’s not even enrolled in this school. I keep him on retainer to come take tests with me.”
13- “Now, can we please get back to drinking my pooey hand water?”
14- “This closet is the most precious thing in my life. It’s like a second vagina to me… You have violated my closet vag.”
15- “We’re going to play a game called cocaine or dildo.”
16- “She smells like hot dog water and probably sprained her neck giving blumpkins down at the local bowling alley.”
17- “What was I supposed to do? ‘True Tori’ was over.”
18- “Thank you, coffee donkey.”
19- “Learn to make a pumpkin spice latte, you psychopath.”
20- “I’m sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?”
21- “Good morning, sluts.”
22- “It’s the ’80s, idiot. Nobody gets AIDS anymore!” – Chanel #3
23- “I have two faces. The one I was born with and the one I make for public consumption.” – Hester Ulrich
24- “I’m not bossy. I’m the boss.” – Chanel Oberlin
25- “I’m like an elephant. I never forget, and I hold a grudge.” – Chanel #2
26- “I’m trying to be a decent person, but society hasn’t made it easy.” – Chanel #5
27- “I’m the queen of the C.U.R.E. Institute. And Chanel Oberlin always has the last word.” – Chanel Oberlin
28- “I was talking to you, pizza face!” – Chanel #1
29- “We’re Kappas! We don’t apologize!” – Chanel #1
30- “This is hell week, not talk about your feelings week.” – Chanel #1
