Looking for some memorable quotes from the classic TV series ALF? Look no further! Discover 33 unforgettable quotes that will transport you back to the hilarious and heartwarming world of ALF. From his witty one-liners to his lovable charm, these quotes will leave you laughing and reminiscing about this beloved show. Get ready to relive the magic with ALF and his unforgettable words.
ALF quotes
1- “Naaaaa, that’s stupid…I’ll do anyway.” –ALF
2- “Trust me on this one, I’ve been wrong so many times before.” –ALF
3- “Did you know that if you eat fast you can eat more?” –ALF
4- “The only good cat is a stir-fried cat.” –ALF
5- “I still think I should have brought her something, you know? Some candy, some flowers…a rambo doll.”-ALF
6- “Have ’em throw the book at this guy, preferably something by James Mitchman.” –ALF
7- “Shoot bullets through me, I felt like a snack!” –ALF
8- “Oh heck, why must I be so darn curious?” –ALF
9- “Why would he even TRY making banana coffee?” -Kate
10- “Look at this, they’ve got me wired for cable! Let’s see, which was the button for a cheeseburger?” –ALF
11- “I’ve decided to reveal myself to the world. This way I can meet new people, travel, see a Grateful Dead concert.” –ALF
12- “You want me to press my lips up against your forehead?” –ALF
13- “Orphins have to eat gruel, and tap-dance with mops!” –ALF
14- “Either he’s Elvis, or Priscilla had a heck of a lawn sale.” –ALF
15- “Aren’t you guys happy? You are here on Gilligan’s island?” –ALF
16- “Fine, don’t believe me! They didn’t believe the boy who cried wolf!” –ALF
17- “Grease fire! Grease fire!” -ALF
18- “I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles…an hour later, you’re hungry again.” -ALF
19 “Hey, don’t worry about the old ALFer…Channel 9 is running Psycho!”-ALF
20- “Lets have a snack now, we’ll get friendly later. You got a cat?” -ALF
21- “E.T. was a movie, this is real…this is on our coffee-table!” -Kate
22- “Fine, I’ll make a peanut butter sandwich…where’s the blender?”-ALF
23- “Key Kate, I’m the King of France.”-ALF
24- “Hey, no problem! I can make breakfast for eight, no sweat. As long as four of ’em are toast.” – ALF
25- “I’m not a pet. I’m an alien life form.” – ALF
26- “You know, Willie, it’s people like you that give psychiatry a bad name.” – ALF
27- “I’m a citizen of the universe, and a gentleman to boot.” – ALF
28- “You’re lucky I didn’t have my flamethrower!” – ALF
29- “I’m so hungry I could eat a cat!” – ALF
30- “Life’s like a sewer, you take what you get.” – ALF
31- “The way I see it, I’m the guest of honor. I should be introduced.” – ALF
32- “I’m too young to be out of shape. It’s not like I’m 200.” – ALF
33- “I’m an alien, I’m not a Godfather.” – ALF
